Rainbow Frog
"Master! I've stocked up on frog blood, lots of it!"
The next day, when I woke up in the morning and went out of the tent, Shiro spoke to me as she prepared breakfast.
"I... I see..."
Sure, frog's blood doesn't taste bad.
Well, it might fall into the delicious category.
But a frog is a frog.
I'm not a savage.
Originally, I was a Japanese person who didn't have a culture of eating frogs.
I never thought the day would come when I, a former Japanese person, would happily drink frog blood...
Yesterday, I put my mouth directly on the neck of a frog and drank it.
Was it okay to put my mouth directly on a raw, uncooked frog?
What if I get sick?
Well, even if I get sick, I can heal it with [Heal], so it's good.
Well, I just don't get an erection, so I have no choice but to think it's better.
It's better than having my c*ck burst.
Erection is really too bad.
I didn't realize how terrible it is to have no extra skin.
Think about it, guys.
The fear that your c*ck is going to explode.
The pain is bad enough, but the sight of a burst c*ck is also terrifying.
Every time I get an erection and my c*ck bends back, I experience that fear.
That's why it's important to know what to do when I get an erection.
If the erection does not subside as quickly as possible, a bloody disaster will ensue.
Especially since I'm a vampire, I might want to drink the blood that overflows from my c*ck...
It's scary just thinking about it.
It would be a disaster of B-grade splatter movie proportions.
Well, the method I'm currently practicing is that the moment my c*ck becomes erect, I try to remember the asshole of the prince of Lester Kingdom.
Generally speaking, if I remember the prince's asshole, my erection will subside immediately.
I really have to thank God that I'm not gay or bisexual.
After breakfast, Shiro and I went to check the spider webs she had set up.
I'm on a quest to get rainbow-colored toad oil on the 7th level.
When we went to check the nearest spider web, I found that no rainbow frog had been caught.
Well, we looked for it yesterday and couldn't find it.
If it was so easy to find, there's no way the request form for the oil would be stuck on the adventurer's guild wall for a long time.
We continued checking the spider web we set yesterday, without finding any rainbow frogs.
"We can't find it..."
"That's right... wait! Master, that's it! It's a rainbow-colored frog!"
Shiro pointed in the direction of the spider's web, and there, glistening in rainbow colors, was a frog caught in the web.
"There it was."
"There it is. It looks delicious!"
"Do you want to eat that?"
"Of course! Rainbow frogs are so delicious!"
"Have you ever eaten one?"
"Yes! Every time I go on an errand to the lower levels by myself, I always hunt and eat rainbow-colored frogs on the 7th level on the way there and back!"
Shiro was salivating as she talked to me.
"Isn't it your fault that there aren't any rainbow frogs?"
"There's no doubt about it! Even before I became Master's servant, I regularly hunted on the 7th level!"
Apparently, Shiro was the reason why the Rainbow Frog quest was never completed...
She has a cute face and loves frogs...
However, since she is originally a spider, it can't be helped...
"Well, you can eat the rainbow frog, but you should squeeze the oil out of the cattail first!"
"Alright!"
Shiro gleefully squeezes out the rainbow-colored frog, which is probably 50 centimeters long, like a rag.
The rainbow frog screams and squirts oil from its skin.
It's quite grotesque.
If I were alone, I might never have been able to complete this quest.
After all, I can't touch frogs with my bare hands.
Hmm? Didn't I touch the frog with my bare hands when I drank its blood yesterday?
That's a lie! I didn't drink frog blood!
I'm a former Japanese!
There's no way I can put my mouth directly to a raw frog!
"Master, I have finished taking the cattail oil, but would you like to drink some fresh rainbow frog blood as well?
It's probably richer than other frog's blood, has a good aroma, is fruity, has just the right amount of acidity, and I think it's very delicious!"
"I... Is that so? No, I'll never drink frog blood!"
"Really? Then I'll drink it all!"
After saying that, Shiro snapped the rainbow frog's neck.
"Uhyoooーー! That looks deliciousーー! Give me that!"
I snatched the rainbow frog from Shiro, put my mouth on the rainbow frog's neck, and sucked the rainbow frog's blood.
"It tastes so good! What delicious blood!
All this delicious blood is mine! Shiro, go get the rainbow frog and give it to me!"
"Ehhhーー! I want a rainbow frog tooーー!"
Shiro was drooling as if she really wanted to eat the rainbow frog.
"Shut up! It's a servant's job to listen to their master's orders! Move quickly!"
"Haa... that's right. I am Master's obedient servant. I understand. I'm going to go check the rest of the traps.
But please leave the meat alone!"
"I'm a vampire, so I don't eat meat! Just bring me the rainbow frog's blood!"
"I'll make sure of it!"
Just like Shiro said, I became obsessed with the Rainbow Frog.
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