Blood Temptation
Shiro and I safely obtained A class adventurer cards and are returning to Amru Dungeon.
Yes, we are monsters, so the Amru dungeon is our home.
Of course, Bruce-nii has entrusted me with a quest that has remained unresolved for several years.
That's why Shiro and I will return to the hideout on the 22nd level while solving the quests assigned to us.
"Master, then, I will read out the quest given to you by brother!
First of all, the first quest is Arachne's stylish skirt!"
"Hey! That's just an order!"
I couldn't help but make a tsukkomi.
"Well, in my case, I’ve only made top and bottom sets, so I’ve never made just a skirt, so I guess it’s valuable!
I'll do this as a side job when I get home!
I'll read the next quest!"
"Yeah"
"The next quest is Arachne's curtains. 10 pieces, 1 meter long and 60 cm wide. They want a floral pattern on a white background."
"That's not a quest either, it's an order for Shiro!"
Nii... just because he's become friends with Shiro, he's been placing orders here and there.
"Indeed, I have never given curtains to an adventurer before!
I wanted to redecorate the hideout, so I'll make them when we get home!"
Shiro doesn't seem to care at all.
Apparently, Shiro is kind to Bruce-nii as well.
"Then let's keep reading!"
In the end, most of the quests were for Shiro, and there were only about five quests that were typical of adventurers.
"Then, let’s head to the 7th floor first!
On the 7th floor, we will go to get the cattail oil that can be obtained from the rainbow frog!"
"Yeah!"
Finally, an adventurer-like quest has appeared.
Well, getting Arachne's clothes is also a quest for adventurers, but for us, it's more like an order than a quest.
It might be an extremely difficult quest for an ordinary adventurer, but we just read the request form and complete it. You could say it's an easy business.
However, I am originally an adventurer.
I want to have an exciting adventure!
"Shiro! Hurry up! A new adventure is waiting in front of us!"
"Yes! Master!"
My heart trembled, and I felt like an adventurer for the first time in a while.
With that feeling, I went to the upper level with high spirits, and finally arrived at our destination, the 7th level.
The 7th level is a swamp and forest stage.
The stage was dim and damp.
I searched for a rainbow frog for a while, but couldn't find any.
There are many frog-like monsters such as Poison Frog and Big Frog, but I just can't find the Rainbow Frog.
Well, since it wasn't easy to find, it probably remained an unresolved quest for years.
Indeed, even when I was an adventurer before I turned into bones, the Rainbow Frog quest was always posted on the quest wall.
It was such a difficult quest that no one wanted to remove it from the wall.
Well, but I have Shiro.
Since ancient times, the natural enemy of frogs has been spiders.
"Shiro, set spider web traps throughout the forest!"
"Roger that!"
Shiro spreads a spider's web in the forest called the 7th level forest.
In fact, I was worried that I might get caught in the spider's web if it was this tight, but for some reason, even when I touched it, I didn't get caught in the spider's web.
"Shiro, what's going on with this spider web?"
"Ah! It's adjusted so that only the rainbow frogs will stick to it!"
"Can you even pull out a thread like that?"
"My flexible thread can produce any thread I can imagine!"
"I see, that’s amazing."
I knew that she could make the thread harder, make it more sticky, and add magic to it, but I didn't think it was possible to specify even what they would stick to.
Certainly, it is troublesome if frogs other than rainbow-colored frogs stick to it.
After all, I don't need anything other than a rainbow frog.
Shiro may want to eat frogs because she is originally a spider, but I am a former Japanese person.
I don't want to eat frogs if possible.
Well, if it were a skeleton, I might have happily eaten frog meat, but...
I'm a vampire now, so I'm not that attached to meat.
So, now that the spider's web is up, all I have to do is wait and see.
By tomorrow morning, the rainbow-colored frogs will be caught in the web.
Since we have nothing to do, we start preparing for camp.
"Master, what would you like to have for dinner?"
"Hmm... If I had to say anything, I'd like to drink blood!"
"Blood?"
"Yeah. I want to drink bright red blood!"
"Don't you need any food other than drinks?"
"I'd like to eat something normal."
"I see. Then all I have to do is prepare food and blood."
"That’s right."
"But I'm in trouble... I don't have any blood, so would frog blood be okay?"
"Not frogs!"
"Really?"
"I think so, but…"
"Then let's do an experiment!"
After saying that, Shiro let out a string from her fingertips, caught a nearby frog monster, and decapitated it on the spot.
A large amount of blood is gushing out from the frog's neck.
"Uhyoooーー! It looks deliciousーー!"
I snatch the frog from Shiro and suck its blood.
"I feel sickーー!!"
The frog's blood was unexpectedly delicious.
"Master, is your p*nis okay?"
"Come to think of it, it's fine."
"Maybe Master's p*nis doesn't react to frog's blood?
Now you don't have to worry about getting ED!"
"Even if that's the case, I don't want to drink frog blood!"
I flatly refuse frog blood.
"Eh!? Didn't you enjoy drinking it just now?"
"I can't drink frog's blood, it's disgusting!"
"Then, would you like to try again?"
"Stop!"
Shiro, ignoring my restraints, once again grabbed a nearby frog and decapitated it right in front of me.
"Uhyooooーー! The frog's blood is so deliciousー!"
Apparently, for vampires, the urge to drink blood is something they can never suppress.
Even if it's frog blood.
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