Change of Clothes
"Yes! This is new equipment!"
Shiro handed me new equipment even though we were in the middle of a battle.
"This time, the equipment incorporates a technique that automatically activates clean that combines wind attribute magic and water attribute magic even if your face is dirty!"
"Did you leave the battle to make this?"
"I wanted to concentrate! It would be impossible for even me to create equipment for this many people in a short period of time!"
After saying that, Shiro took out Mary, Mylene, and her own equipment from the magic bag.
Everyone knew that Shiro hadn't even been gone for five minutes and disappeared in her shadow...
Once again, Shiro's amazingness stood out.
"Mary, what should we do?"
"Whatever we do, we’re in a battle right now!
Or rather, can you change your clothes outside?"
"That's right!"
So, we decided to take a lunch break and change our clothes.
What Shiro took out from her magic bag was a rock made of adamantite and mithril?
It is a small room shaped like a rock.
"You want us to change clothes in this small room?"
"No way"
When I entered the rock room, there was a teleportation magic circle set up inside.
"No matter how you look at it, this small rock room was actually a disguised teleportation magic circle!"
"That's right! From the outside, it looks like a rock, and it's made of adamantite and mithril, so it's absolutely unbreakable!
What's more, I've applied a barrier magic that only allows people registered to enter, so even if I place it in the middle of enemy territory, it won't be used by the enemy!"
"Then you don't have to go to the trouble of disguising it as a rock..."
"After all, if it stands out too much, you’ll get graffiti on it!"
Disguising it as a rock was an unexpected measure against graffiti.
Instead, they'll probably pee standing up or something.
While talking, I used the teleportation magic circle and was relocated to the lakeside log cabin on Amru Dungeon.
"As expected, this house is the most relaxing!"
"This is our first home in our hometown!"
"Yeah! I mean, I haven't seen it for a while now, and it's getting bigger again, though?"
"Master is expanding your harem so I expanded it to accommodate 1000 members!"
"Shiro~! You, you, are such a talented all-purpose maid~"
I hug her and rub her cheek.
"It hurts! Master's beard has grown slightly and it's tingling!"
Shiro was grumbling while smiling.
"Wait, is there anyone here?"
"Yes! I am recruiting employees from Sussex!
When it gets this big, it becomes difficult to clean and maintain!"
Are we at the front door? Or rather, the stylish entrance of a luxury resort hotel?
There's a huge roof and a general reception desk outside?
When I went there, all the employees working at the lakeside log cabin were waiting for me.
"Lord! We've been waiting for you!"
A man with all white hair, who looked like a manager, bowed his head, followed by all the 100 or so employees standing behind him.
"I’ve poached the manager of the most exclusive hotel in Sussex!"
"Is that so?"
"New employees are also thoroughly trained by the manager!"
"Indeed... they have no openings at all."
"They're training like an A-class adventurer!"
"What's that?"
Seriously, I realized that it is amazing.
However, the lakeside log cabin I knew was no longer there.
A log cabin-style luxury resort hotel by the lake.
For some reason, all of the employees, except for the manager, are young women wearing maid uniforms.
It seems that Shiro is heavily influenced by the southern continent.
She seems to think that men will be happy if she dresses anyone in a maid outfit.
Well, I'm happy.
Then, I don't know why, but the manager himself guided me to the public bath.
"Please take your time and wash off the fatigue and dirt from your journey!
We found a hot spring source in Slime Mountain, so the hot spring water is available 24 hours a day!"
"I... I see..."
It was completely different from the large public bath in the lakeside log cabin that I knew.
A huge public bath made of pure white marble, Shiro's favorite color.
There is a spring flowing from the lion's mouth, a huge marble waterfall,
For some reason, marble statues of Gabrielle, Britney, and Anne are placed everywhere.
"Why are Gabrielle, Anne and Britney playing the goddess roles?"
"Eh? Aren’t those three really beautiful?
Goddesses are supposed to be beautiful, so I used the princess, Britney Anee-sama, and Anne-san as models!"
"I... I see..."
For me, whenever I see a statue of Britney, my c*ck shrinks.
I feel like my c*ck is going to be sliced.
"Master, it's okay! Your p*nis is small!"
"Are you an idiot? It's going to be big soon!"
"Then, I'll customize your p*nis into one that will make a girl cum right away!'"
"Do it now!"
"I don’t want to! When I grow up, I'll make your p*nis bigger to match mine!
Until then, please keep it in that size!"
"You're not going to grow any more!"
"One of these days, I will develop a drug that will make myself bigger!"
Shiro answered confidently.
In fact, Shiro would probably make it.
Because she's a true genius.
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