Way of Saying It
"Ah! You're going to attack me?"
When Mary saw me draw my sword, she prepared for battle.
"Yeah. Now I don’t know who the enemy is!
For now, I'll kill the Demon King's enemies!"
"Are you an acquaintance of the Demon King?"
"I have no idea!"
"I'm your relative!"
"There's no blood connection at all!"
"In your previous life, you were Grandmother’s younger brother!
And I am Grandmother's biological grandchild!
No matter how I look at it, Cedric is my great-grandpa!"
"No! That's not true. I'm a former Japanese man with a strong sense of chastity, so I'm the type of guy who would never have s*x with my sister or grandchild!
As far as I understand, Anastasia and Mary are strangers with no blood connection to me!
If I do a lot of incest, lots of people with weak bodies like mine will be born!"
"You're not particularly weak!
Or rather, no matter how you think about it, you don't die even if you turn into bones, I don't think you're extremely weak."
"No! It’s about my past life! How much do you think I suffered from hemophilia!
If you get even the slightest injury, you won't be able to stop bleeding!"
I desperately explain to Mary.
Hmm? Alexei's memories are subtly flashing back...
Apparently, in my previous life, I was definitely the Crown Prince of the Russian Empire, Alexei...
"After all, you're Grandmother’s younger brother!"
"Even if that’s the case, I have no blood connection in this world!
You, if we're related by blood, we can't have s*x!"
"You can have s*x with anyone, right?"
Mary, who does not understand the dangers of incest, continues to deny it.
"Like I said, having s*x with close relatives is more likely to produce weak or deformed children!
In my previous life, I was born with a weak body, probably as a result of a series of political marriages between close relatives!
That's when Rasputin saw it and ruined my family!"
"Then, if we use proper contraception, we’ll be fine, right?"
"That's it!"
I thought Mary's nice idea made sense.
When I say something like that,
Bubble*, bubble*.
Shiro came back from somewhere, using her [Shadow Crossing] skill from within my shadow.
"Shiro! I missed you so much!"
I hug Shiro and rub our cheeks.
"It hurts! Please shave properly!"
"Because Shiro wasn't here, me and Mary almost killed each other!"
"Why would that happen? I understand!
I read what's going on in Master's head, so no explanation is necessary!"
As expected, Shiro is convenient.
She understands everything about me.
Well, she's just reading my mind.
"Master, the Demon King is the king of monsters, so you thought that Master, who is a monster, had to obey!"
Shiro summarized the story.
"Yes!"
"Then there’s no problem! The southern continent is full of Demon Kings!
Britney Anee-sama, the princess, and Anne-san are all Great Demon Kings that surpass the Demon King!
Moreover, they are all demi-humans, not monsters!
The princess is a dark elf, and Britney Anee-sama is a cat-eared person. Anne-san is a dwarf!"
"I see, the king of monsters isn’t really the Demon King, is it?"
"Yes. That's what it is on the southern continent!"
I felt relieved after hearing Shiro's words.
If you think about it, Britney isn't even a monster, but she looks like a true demon king.
What she's doing is even more brutal than the Demon King.
Well, since she's more than a Demon King, she is a Great Demon King?
If you think about it that way, the person who is likely to be born at this stampede is just a Demon King, right?
Isn't that lower than Britney?
Does Shiro and I really have to travel?
"If Anastasia-san, who has fought side by side with one of the strongest corners of the southern continent, has come to that conclusion, then our help is probably needed after all!"
Shiro reads my mind and continued talking as if nothing had happened.
"But... this time, I wanted to stand out a little, so I said I would participate, but there were too few participants..."
Yes, I thought the Kingdom of Britain would send a large force.
However, when I opened the lid, the only participants from the Kingdom of Britain were Anastasia and Mary.
Both Kenji and Reinhard have known me from the beginning, and even Emperor Charlemagne knows how strong I am.
I wanted to show people who don't know me at all how strong I am!
"Master's greatness will soon spread throughout the world!
The genius tactician like me is accompanying you!
The fly-type recording robot I created is always recording you!
The creation of a documentary movie that is scheduled to be shown once Master has conquered the world is currently progressing steadily!"
"Where is the fly-type recording robot?"
"There are a lot of them! They're always recording Master from various angles!"
Shiro moves quickly and catches something.
"This is a fly-type recording robot!"
If I look closely at Shiro's fingertips, I can definitely see something that looks like an insect.
"Is this a fly?
Or rather, isn't it smaller than a fly, right?"
"Yes! Taking pictures with my smartphone during the last war made my arms really tired, so this time I created a fly-type recording robot that is small enough not to get in the way of battle, and that uses mana in the air to move semi-permanently!"
Shiro said casually, but Shiro's technological strength had already easily surpassed that of the southern continent and Earth.
Because, speaking on Earth, a fly-type recording robot is a robot equipped with a perpetual motion machine, which is said to be impossible to create on Earth.
What's more, it's extremely small and even comes equipped with a video camera.
"How versatile are you..."
"I'm just an all-purpose maid for my lousy Master! No matter how amazing you get, it's not enough at all!"
"The way you said that!"
As Shiro's great master, I was careful about how I spoke.
After all, the way Shiro said it, it just sounded like she was saying that I was such a mess that she had no choice but to make amends.
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