A Crazy, Chaotic World
"Master! If you look closely, you'll see that they've taken over the Golden Skull!"
"What!"
Shiro saw it with her clairvoyance and reported it.
"What are we going to do?"
Mary asks.
"Of course, we're going to get the Golden Skull back!"
"Then we'd better attack first!"
"Yeah! If you can use dark attribute magic, you can also use presence blocking magic, right?
My level has dropped so much right now that I can't use high-level presence blocking magic.
So, Mary should cast a presence blocking spell on us!"
"Yeah! Leave it to me!"
Mary replies emphatically.
She's a troublesome person when she is an enemy, but she's reassuring when she's on our side.
"So, here's the strategy.
First, get as close as you can without being noticed by the enemy, then head towards the Golden Skull at once!"
"Master! May I have a moment?
Both the Golden Skull and the Iron Maiden are not on Slime Island!
It's about 50 meters away!"
"What! Then we can't get the Golden Skull back!"
I regret the fact that I'm not a Lich who could use floating magic.
"It's okay! I'll use the thread to jump to the Golden Skull, and then I'll use the thread to pull Master and the others back to the Golden Skull at once!"
As expected, Shiro is excellent.
She immediately corrected my sloppy strategy.
"What about combat?"
Mary asks.
"First of all, our top priority is to get the Golden Skull. After that, we will fight them if it becomes a battle, and if we can make peace, we will make peace."
"Can we make peace with them?"
Mary says it's impossible, but I'm actually thinking that since I've been recognized by the Ancestor's Ring, maybe the Drake Pirates will listen to me.
"Well, it's just the way it is.
You may be an oni person that is hostile to vampires, but even though I am the Ancestor, I am still a vampire.''
"The Ancestor-sama's older brother."
Mary quickly interrupted.
"The Ancestor and the Ancestor's older brother aren't that different, right? They're brother and sister who share the same blood, right?"
"From my point of view, they are different!"
I don't understand why, but Mary is angry.
"If you were the Ancestor and my grandfather, I wouldn’t be able to have s*x with my real grandfather!"
"Did you say something?"
"I didn’t say anything!!"
Mary answered angrily.
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"Master, we are almost at the limit of how close we can get to the Golden Skull."
Shiro reported to me.
Indeed.
Even with the naked eye, we were close enough to see the Golden Skull and Iron Maiden clearly.
"Then let's run all the way to the Golden Skull!"
""Roger!""
We start running toward the Golden Skull in a mad dash.
"Master! It seems the Drake Pirates have noticed us!"
Shiro, with her clairvoyance, gives me a detailed report on the situation on the deck of the Iron Maiden.
"Master! The cannonballs are about to fly!"
"Ori Hime! Split and act change!
Change into full mail armor and equip it on me and Mylene!"
"Kyui!"
I equipped Ori Hime Armor to protect me and Mylene, whose fighting power is inferior.
"Ancestor-sama… doing something like this to me…"
I don't understand why, but Mylene is moved by my actions.
"Why don’t I have any armor? Nya!"
Seeing Mylene like that, Mina gets angry.
"Cats can't wear armor!"
Or rather, Mina is a hero and is strong to a certain extent, so she doesn't need armor!
"Master who doesn’t give the girls an Orichalcum armor and equips it himself is as brutish and cool as always!"
Shiro gave me her usual dismissive praise.
"You okay? What's so good about this piece of shit?"
Mary looks at Shiro and is very worried.
As we were running towards the Golden Skull,
Boom*!
I heard the sound of a cannon being fired.
"Here it comes! The turret was a little off, so it won't hit us even if we keep running!"
Shiro, who is extremely capable, sends accurate instructions.
Boom*!
"Next one, they adjusted it! If we keep going, we'll be hit by a cannonball, so please take a detour to the right!"
When we took a detour to the right, we succeeded in avoiding the cannonballs.
Boom*!
"Next, left!"
Boom*!
"Right!"
Boom*!
"Left!"
As expected, Shiro is too amazing.
In fact, the aim of the Drake Pirates' cannonballs is also amazing.
With the second shot, they adjusted their aim and were definitely aiming at us.
If Shiro hadn't been here, we would definitely have been hit by a cannonball.
While I was thinking that, the coast was already in front of me.
While running, Shiro releases a thread from her fingertips and attaches it to the top of the Golden Skull's sail.
Then, she attached the string to us as well, and flew off like Tarzan aboard the Golden Skull.
Then, when we arrived at the Golden Skull, she used her superhuman strength to fish out a pirate ship with her spider net, and pulled us all into the Golden Skull in one go.
"Good! Destroy all the vampires on the Golden Skull!"
"Hey! Aren't we going to talk to them?"
Mary asks.
"I'm in the mood for it! I took the trouble to appear in a cool manner, but it would be uncool to have a discussion!
Besides, they were on my ship without permission!
My ship can only be ridden by people I approve of, members of my harem, or my servants!"
"You're such a mess..."
"A harem hero is supposed to be selfish!"
"I don’t think heroes would create a harem in the first place."
Mary chided calmly.
"In the world I was in, it's a given that the heroes make harems!"
"What kind of world was the world you lived in!"
"It's a crazy, chaotic world where there are so many old men and women who can't get over their chuunibyou even when they reach middle age and die!"
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