Sir Francis Drake
"Many old men and women who can't get over their chuunibyou and die?
A crazy, chaotic world?
What is chuunibyou?
Is it a world where old men and old women masturbate so much that it smells like crazy?"
Mary is saying something that I don't understand.
"This is why it's so troublesome to talk to someone who doesn't know anything about Japan......"
"You always say things I don't know and make fun of me!"
"Master, if you don't explain it to Mary-san properly, she'll think that Japan is a dangerous country full of old men and women!"
Shiro warned me, even though she was my servant.
"It doesn’t matter!
Rather than that, we're going to destroy those vampires right now!"
I brushed it off lightly and instead unleashed Heal on the vampire.
"Gyaaaaaa...!"
It doesn't completely disappear, but it seems to be working normally.
Once I know that, this will be quick.
"Mina!"
"I know, nya! 4th rank light attribute magic Beh*mara!"
Mina releases a wide range of recovery magic that is from Dr*gon Quest.
"Gyaaaaaa!"
"It's working! Eliminate them now!"
"Yeah!"
"I got it!"
Mary and Shiro replied, and in the blink of an eye, they defeated the vampires that were on the Golden Skull.
"We had more leeway than I had expected!"
"Most vampires were weakened by light attribute magic."
Mary was humble.
As we were talking, I suddenly felt a black mist hanging over the bow of the Golden Skull, and there I saw a man with blond hair and blue eyes in a ponytail, and on either side of him, who appeared to be twins, also had blond hair and blue eyes in vertical curls. Young Gothic Lolita girls appeared.
"Mary. In this world, like your sister, is lolita fashion popular?"
"Lolita? What are you talking about?
Isn't that the normal outfit of a high-ranking European aristocrat?"
"Your sister's clothes are normal in this world?"
"It is normal!"
Apparently, her sister was not a disturbing woman wearing a gothic lolita fashion, even though she was a hag of 105 years of age.
"Well, well, well, look who it is, isn't it Mary of the Mary Anne Pirates?"
Sir Drake, known as Count Dracula and the captain of the Drake Pirates, spoke to Mary in a sarcastic tone.
"Drake, why are you on Slime Island!"
Mary glared at Drake with sharp eyes and answered the question in return.
"It was just a coincidence. When I was passing through the nearby waters, I suddenly saw a red ray of light coming from Slime Island."
"Then you don't have to seize our ship, right?"
"It was a ship I didn't know."
"If you didn't know, you'll seize it?
You guys are the dogs of the Kingdom of Britain!
You should only attack ships from the Kingdom of Castile!"
"Well, that's what our contract with the Kingdom of Britain says, but one of our duties is to exterminate the mongrels."
When Sir Drake said that, she looked at Mylene, a dhampir, as if she were an insect.
"If you ask me, you guys are more of a mongrel!
You're just strangers who got blood from grandmother, and I'm a genuine grandchild of hers!"
"Hahahaha! What is this low-class monster with an ogre-like appearance saying?
You are a barbarian who forcibly attacked the Ancestor-sama!"
Drake, who had been speaking in a gentle tone until just now, suddenly became angry and his eyes turned red.
I don't know what the boiling point of his anger is.
But it's a chance.
"Hey, hey, you guys, stop it!"
I stood between Mary and Drake with a sheepish look on my face, fully equipped with full-mail Ori Hime Armor.
But,
"Get out of the way!"
Without asking, Drake raised his sharp claws and attacked me.
But,
Clang*!
Drake's claws are repelled by the Ori Hime Armor.
"What? My claws, which can tear through steel, are broken!"
Drake is shocked to see his broken nail.
"That's why I told you to stop!"
"Kuh! Why is a mere vampire who doesn't even have a title siding with the oni race!"
Drake yelled at me in a fit of rage.
Apparently, Drake has appraisal skill.
And he seems to be checking my status firmly.
Or rather, just a mere vampire?
I'm a perfect vampire.
Ah! That's right.
I've been lightly messing around with my status with my Super Concealment skill.
Of course, Shiro, Mina, and Ori Hime's status is also being toyed with.
I became an ordinary vampire, Shiro became an ordinary human adventurer, Mina became an ordinary cat, and Ori Hime became a Sh*-slime.
There is no Sh*-slime that appears in Dr*gon Quest in this world, but her status is roughly the same as Sh*-slime's.
In short, to Drake, we just look like small fry.
I feel like Shiro and Mina were quite active when we recaptured the Golden Skull, but Drake, who is focusing on our status, doesn't seem to notice our true strength.
"Good grief, that's why you are a third-rate vampire."
Sir Drake, who has a lot of pride, reacts to my casual words.
"What are you talking about?
The third-rate vampire is you, right?
Aren't you afraid of sunlight and can't take off that full mail armor?"
"Hmph! You really are third-rate. I can’t believe you can’t even read your opponent’s strength!
Ori Hime, disarm the armor!"
"Kyui!"
Ori Hime left my body and returned to her original Orichalcum slime.
"W... what?! A normal vampire that can withstand sunlight!"
"I told you! You're a third-rate vampire!"
"Hold yourself! Don't you dare mock Father!"
The twins on either side of Drake attacked me, their faces bright red.
Clang*!
Snap*!
Immediately, Mary and Shiro appeared in front of me and caught the twins' claws with their swords and threads.
"W-what!? You are not a normal human being!"
One of the twins, whose attack was stopped by Shiro's thread, is shouting something.
Apparently, these twins also have appraisal skills.
As expected, they are pureblood Drake's daughters.
It seems they have a fairly high status.
"That’s why I say you guys are third-rate!
Who would reveal their true abilities?
Hiding your status is the way of an adventurer!"
I replied with a smile on my face.
Actually, I couldn't see the twins' movements at all.
"There are skills and magic to make status invisible, but is it possible to change the status itself......"
Drake was mumbling skeptically.
"It’s actually right in front of you!
A regular vampire who's changing his status!"
"But I don't know any vampires with titles like you!"
"I don't know any vampires of my blood like you either."
I grin and bluff.
"Your blood?"
"You guys are mongrels of our family, right?"
"What! No way, you... no... how is that possible..."
Drake is holding his head in thought.
It's time to make a decision.
"That's right! I am the older brother of the woman you all worship as Ancestor-sama!"
"That’s a lie!"
Drake looked in disbelief, scratched his head and went crazy.
"No, it’s true!"
"That's absolutely a lie!"
It seems that Drake will never accept that I am the Ancestor's older brother.
"Then, have you ever asked if the Ancestor had an older brother?"
"No! However, unlike you, Ancestor-sama was like a saint full of compassion!"
"What's that? Did such a loving Virgin Mother direct the selection of people like you who discriminate against non-pure-bloods?"
"That's……"
For a moment, Drake flinched.
"No way. If my sister was such a scumbag, then I, who is her brother, will kick her to death myself!"
"Youuーー! Killing Ancestor-samaーー!"
For some reason, Drake suddenly started getting angry.
How much do you respect the Ancestor?
He looks like the founder of some kind of a dangerous new religion.
"The real brother just said he was angry at his sister.
Why are you trying to interfere with our siblings' problems?"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up......!"
Somehow, Drake just broke down.
His body is shaking, and the whites of his eyes are turning red, and his eyeballs are whirling around......
"Hey... are you okay?"
"Shut up! I will kill anyone who mocks Ancestor-sama!
Ancestor-sama has no siblings!
There are only the purebloods that Ancestor-sama directly shared her blood with!
All others must die."
Pirate Sir Francis Drake, also known as Count Dracula, was a man who had gone too far.
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