Human Flesh Festival
"If we were going to eat marbled human meat, what kind of meat dish would we make?"
Shiro is twisting her head and thinking.
"After all, if it’s marbled, then it’s a rare steak!
No matter how you look at it, it would be a waste to turn marbled human flesh into hamburgers!"
"For me, I think if you make a hamburger steak with marbled meat, there will be a lot of juice and it will be delicious."
"If it’s a hamburger, it’s better to mix it up!
After all, if you want to make the most of the ingredients, it's definitely a rare steak!"
"That’s right! It’s human flesh after all!
I will follow Master's opinion!"
Shiro licked her tongue as she faced the chubby Hispanian soldier.
"You heard me! If you lie, you’ll end up with rare human meat steak!
Any lie will be exposed in front of this [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment]!"
"Hiiii!"
The Hispanian soldiers were so frightened that they peed.
"It’s okay to pee or poop!
God in heaven is the one who cooks!"
Shiro is relieved because she doesn't have to deal with it herself.
"Then I have a question!
During lunch break, after eating lunch, Simmons always masturbates in the toilet! It's you, right!
Moreover, you always wipe the semen on your best friend Noriega's back without washing your hands!"
A ridiculous, graphic question.
In fact, Shiro's Appraisal Eyes is open.
She was looking at the personal information of Simmons, a chubby Hispanian soldier, with the Appraisal Eye.
"That's right……"
"Please answer quickly! Look into Noriega-san’s eyes over there!"
"You've been doing that on my back!
No wonder I always thought the backs of my clothes were shiny when I washed them!"
Noriega is furious.
"Wrong! No, it's not true! Wait, wrong! It's true"
Simmons, a chubby Hispanian soldier, is panicking.
No wonder. If you get the answer wrong, you'll turn a rare human steak.
"Now, Simmons-san, who never washes your hands after masturbating, please answer quickly!
Moreover, if the poop gets on your hands, Simmons-san wipes it off with Noriega's back, just like your semen!"
"Wha... what..."
Simmons looks like he's about to cry and looks at Shiro.
"You’re the one!"
Noriega's anger must have reached its peak as the blood vessel in his forehead burst and he screamed. Blood is spurting out of his forehead.
"Shiro... isn't that a bit too much?
Besides, isn't it a foul to use the Appraisal Eye?"
I feel sorry for Simmons and give my opinion to Shiro.
"I think the poor thing is Noriega-san, who had his best friend put semen and poop on his back!"
"Indeed……"
I couldn't help but agree and couldn't say anything else.
"And not content with that, you also mix a lot of snot into the food of Esteban-san, the scout corps captain, every day, don't you?"
"Wha... what!?"
A person who was probably Captain Esteban stood up while still tied up.
"Wrong! No, it's true!"
"Kuh! Even though I was paying close attention to it..."
Captain Esteban looked angry as if he had bitten a bitter bug.
"I mean, Shiro, with your Appraisal Eye, how much personal information can you find out?"
I suddenly become curious and ask a question.
"I can appraise anything, from stats like in a normal RPG game, to hobbies, special skills, family relationships, addresses, and secrets you don’t want anyone to know, you know?"
"It's completely different from my Appraisal skill..."
"I appraise various things every day, so my level has improved."
"Is that what it is?"
"That’s what it is!"
"Um... Shiro-sama, I'd like to hear about the Hispanian army's strategy soon..."
Anastasia, who seems to have been taken aback for quite some time, asks Shiro apologetically.
"Well… it can’t be helped.
I think all the Hispanian soldiers have already understood how terrifying my [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment] is!"
No matter how you think about it, I think she just wanted to eat human flesh.
Shiro pretends to be calm and says it's according to plan.
In this way, the Hispanian soldiers learned of the fear of Shiro's [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment], or rather, her [Appraisal Eye], and were able to steal all the information and obtain information on Hispania's operations.
After that, a strategy meeting was held, and after a light dinner, it was decided that a surprise attack would be carried out.
"It's a really sudden development."
"The Hispanian fleet is already just a stone's throw away!"
"Anyway, I can’t believe we’re going to attack at night."
"There is a person who can't see well at night."
For some reason, me and Anastasia who have dark attributes can see. The oni people and ogres all have good night vision.
Yes, the Mary Anne Pirates are all followers of the Ancestor, so they all have dark attributes.
On the other hand, there is a minority of people who cannot see at night.
Former executives of the Blackbeard Pirates, such as Maopaipai and Kojiro Sasaki.
However, even though they can't see at night, they are all monsters.
With a sixth sense or mind's eye, it seems there is no problem in fighting at night.
Incidentally, Reinhard is the only one who can't see at night completely.
It's pathetic, even though he's the leader of the strongest adventurer party on the Atlesia continent, [Falcon Claw].
Anyway, that was the reason why the night raid was to be carried out.
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