Interrogation
"Then, instead of torture, let's start interrogating!"
For some reason, Shiro takes charge.
I'm sure Shiro thinks it's okay to eat the Hispanian soldiers we captured after interrogating them.
"Master! What are you thinking!?
I don't really like human flesh that much!"
Shiro reads my mind and refutes me.
"Then why do you want to interrogate them so much?
No matter how you think about it, it looks like you're thinking of turning the Hispanian soldiers into yukke and eating them after the interrogation is over!"
(TN: Yukke also known as yukhoe in English.)
"No! I just wanted to try out my newly acquired evil eye!"
"What! You got another evil eye!"
"I have other eyes, so I can get other evil eyes."
I'm so jealous.
Having just one evil eye is enviable, but Shiro can get eight evil eyes.
I also wish I could wear an eyepatch and say that my left eye hurts.
Well, in Shiro's case, she has to wear an eyepatch on her face.
And there are 8 of them.
"Pupupu"
Just thinking about it makes me laugh.
"You say you’re jealous, but in the end, you’re making fun of me!"
"I'm not making fun of you! I want Sharingan too!"
I unleashes my passion on Shiro.
"Actually, you want the Clairvoyance Eye more than the Sharingan!"
"Certainly, the Clairvoyance Eye is also good… There are women who have a good face but are skinny, and women who you think have big breasts but have really big areolas.
If I have a Clairvoyance Eye, I can sort women in erotic shops before paying.
Even if I met a woman like that at an erotic shop, I don't have the guts to change her......"
"What are you guys talking about?
Hurry up and interrogate them!"
Mary rushes over with an astonished look on her face.
"That's right! We have to interrogate the prisoners and find out about the Hispanian fleet's strategy!"
For some reason, Shiro joins her in blaming me.
"Then, interrogate them quickly!"
"I will! With this [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment]!"
Shiro, of course, opens an eye.
"That's the Appraisal Eye, isn't it?"
"There are so many that I made a mistake!
The [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment] was this one!"
Shiro opens her bright red eye at the bottom left.
"This [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment] can determine truth and falsehood!
And when you lie in front of this evil eye, you will be punished by God in heaven!
By the way, the type of divine punishment can be decided first by the owner of the [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment]!"
"It looks kind of amazing."
"Then let's try it once!"
Shiro said that and stood in front of a Hispanian soldier.
"You heard that right? You won’t tell a lie in front of my [Evil Eye of Divine Judgment]!
If you lie, you will become a bowl full of human flesh yukke!"
After saying that, Shiro took out a large bowl from her magic bag.
"I guess you want to eat human meat yukke after all!"
I thrust in without thinking.
"That’s right! I love human flesh!
However, I don't really want to dismember and eat people using my own hands because it makes me look like a psycho!"
For some reason, Shiro opens her eyes and says something truly frightening.
"Then let me ask you a question!
Are you a Hispanian soldier?"
"Wrong!"
The Hispanian soldier answered immediately.
Perhaps as a disguise, the flag of the Kingdom of Hispania was not hoisted on the scout ship.
Since there was no evidence that they were Hispanian soldiers, they probably thought they could deceive us.
But,
Booom*!
The Spanish soldier turned into human flesh and fit into Shiro's bowl.
It appears that the Hispanian soldier lied.
"I did it! This won't be gross at all!"
Before I knew it, she was stuffing her mouth with human meat yukke with the spoon she was holding in her right hand.
"Wait a minute, Shiro-sama..."
As expected, Anastasia is taking a step back.
"My God, Shiro-sama. The sight of you eating yukke is divine. Amen."
Only Kenji, who worships Shiro as a god, prays to Shiro with his narrow eyes shining.
"It's really gross..."
I said.
"Is that so? Out of all the cannibal novels, I think it’s the most light-hearted, and not at all scary, right?"
"Indeed... You may be the first person to suddenly turn human flesh into yukke and eat it with a spoon..."
"The amount of raw eggs, garlic, and sesame oil is perfect!
As expected, it is yukke made by the God of heaven!"
"I think you are the first person to have God create human flesh to yukke..."
"I’m a monster to begin with, so it’s not against morals to eat human flesh!
It's normal for monsters to eat humans!"
Even as Shiro was talking, she ate a bowl full of human meat yukke.
"What should I cook next?"
"Is divine punishment limited to cooking?"
I am curious and ask the question.
"I can only eat human flesh once in a while, so I want to eat as much as I can!
Originally, I thought it would be wrong to kill prisoners, but since they are turned into food as a divine punishment, there is nothing wrong with that!"
"Certainly, the God of Heaven turned the prisoners into food, and we didn’t kill them, so it’s not like we’re doing anything bad that would warrant a military trial!"
"That’s right ♡"
The Hispanian soldiers who were listening to our conversation all turned pale.
Shiro looks over at the Hispanian soldiers, drooling.
"Next, you! I'm sure you'll be the best!"
Shiro points at the chubby Hispanian soldier.
"Devilーー!"
"Murdererーー!"
"Hereticーー!"
The Hispanian soldiers start making noise.
As expected, they seemed to have noticed something unusual about Shiro, who was not human.
"My father is a devil. He's not human. He's not a member of the Church of Britain in the first place."
"God in Heaven does it even if your father is a devil, doesn't he?"
"Well, high-ranking devils are originally angels, so he can be more flexible, right?"
Shiro replies
"Is that what it is?"
"Actually, that’s what it is. He makes human meat yukke for me!"
"Certainly……"
I was strangely convinced.
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