Platinum Skeleton
I finally reached level 50.
And it seems I can evolve.
It's been a very long time so far.
Being a Lich was too tough and it was not like me.
I was originally an adventurer who didn't have the money to spend for the next day.
And yet...
I remember the days after I became a Lich, when I collected a lot of valuable things.
It's not classy...
For an adventurer, being seen as someone who is a stingy and dirty money-grubber is something that is extremely hated.
When I was alive, I was an adventurer-like adventurer.
I never realized that I had been a money-grubber, even though it was in my nature as a Lich......
"Ei! Well, never mind!
Let's hurry up and evolve quickly!"
I'll check out what I can evolve into with appraisal.
[Evolves from Unique Lich to Gold Lesser Vampire or Platinum Skeleton]
Wha... What...?
It says platinum skeleton...
It's kind of insanely cool.
The bones are platinum, right?
It seems really expensive.
Damn it! What am I saying...
I'm completely in a Lich-brain.
The standard has become expensive or not expensive.
Now I'm completely blinded by platinum.
Think carefully!
With Gold Lesser Vampire, I will have flesh!
When I get fleshy, my c*ck will come back too!
That's right, if I don't have a c*ck, I won't be able to do anything even if I create a harem, which is my goal!
"Phew*... that was dangerous... I almost evolved into a platinum skeleton..."
I calmed down and clicked on the status screen.
ーーー
The next morning.
"Why!"
I became a platinum skeleton and was on all fours, crying.
Actually, I can't cry because I'm just a skeleton.
The reason why this is happening is because I was a gold-digging Lich-brain until yesterday, and platinum has taken over my heart.
If I had evolved into a Gold Lesser Vampire, I would have gotten a c*ck by now...
I can't regret it even if I regret it.
Ah! If I think about it, gold is now more expensive than platinum.
Then, wouldn't the Gold Lesser Vampire be better?
However, platinum does not exist in this world, so it seems to have been more valuable than gold.
This is because the Lich-brain accurately judges the value of things.
Well, even on Earth, a platinum card is a higher grade than a gold card, so there are probably some benefits.
You can use airport lounges, concierge services, etc.
For now, let's take a look at the status.
Race: Platinum Skeleton lv.1
Occupation: Hero
Titles: Immortal, The Man Who Remembered Too Late, A Hero Despite Being a Bone, Man Without Luck, A Bone Who Has Mastered Yin-Yang.
Skills: Super Concealment, Immortality, Appraisal
Magic: 1st rank light attribute magic. 1st rank fire attribute magic. 1st rank dark attribute magic.
Strength 15
Luck 30
HP 30
MP 150
"This… this hasn’t changed at all since Unique lich."
Can this be called evolution?
But when you think about it in terms of skeletons, it is a very great status.
It is truly the King of Skeletons.
It is unreasonable that it can use 1st rank fire attribute magic, light attribute magic, and dark attribute magic at level 1.
Well, it's already unreasonable that a dark-attribute skeleton can use light-attribute magic.
Well, however, I am glad that the status did not change at all.
If I hadn't been able to get a c*ck and my status had dropped, I would have wanted to die.
Well, I'm still bones, so it's like I'm still dead.
Once I felt relieved, I started craving meat.
It's been a while since I felt this way.
"I want to eat meat!"
I screamed from the bottom of my heart.
Then, it was time to go to the 12th level.
That's where I used to hunt when I was a skeleton.
"Okay! Shiro, let's go!"
"Kyui!"
"Let's go!"
"Kyui..."
"Let's go?"
"Kyui...?"
"What? I can't fly..."
I tried to fly many times, but for some reason, I can't.
"Why? By any chance, since I am no longer a Lich, I can’t fly?
But the status hasn't changed, right?"
I thought about it a lot, but it seemed impossible for me to come up with an answer.
This is because I am made of bones, so there's no brain tissue...
"Kyui!"
"What, you want me to get on your back?"
"Kyui!"
It looks like Shiro will be my feet.
"Are you sure? I'm 70kg.
Well, that's not true... I had light bones right now.
Well then, I'll take your word for it and ride!"
"Kyui!"
Shiro replied happily.
Hearing its reply, I dashingly jumped on Shiro.
Shiro, who has become a Unique silk tarantula, has grown so big that it seems to have no problem carrying me on its back.
"Then let's go eat some meat!"
"Kyui!"
(Spider language)
"Meat!"
Thus began the legend of the skeleton and a spider that terrorized the adventurers of the Amru Dungeon.
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