Pure White Panties
Kyuiiiiiiーーーー!
I'm desperately holding onto Shiro so I don't get thrown off.
"Shiro... I feel like throwing up..."
"Kyui!"
"What, [cause I'm just bones, so there’s nothing to throw up!]"
Before I knew it, even Shiro started to say it.
However, it is true that I, who is just bones, have nothing to vomit.
In fact, even if I eat meat, I don't know where the food I eat goes.
Normally, since it's just bones, I should be able to see through the food I eat.
Why is it so?
Hmm... I don't have a brain, so I don't know.
As I was desperately clinging to Shiro, we arrived at the 12th level.
I feel like it's been a long time since I've been here.
Once, when Shiro had just evolved into a Named Silk Tarantula, I let it go hunting by itself.
I should have asked Shiro on an errand this time, too, but I am not a Lich now, but a meat-loving skeleton.
I'll go anywhere for meat.
"Meatーーーー!"
(Bone language)
"Gyigyiーーーー!"
I couldn't control my urge to eat meat, and I couldn't help but scream.
And, at the same time, all the Fang Wolves on the 12th level fainted.
Ooh! The unpleasant scream is back.
I became a skeleton and could no longer fly, but the unpleasant scream had returned in its place.
Rather than that,
"Uhyooh! It's a meat festival!"
I explode with desire and devour the Fang Wolf that was lying around.
"Delicious! More delicious than usual!"
My mouth won't stop.
"I don’t know, but it tastes better than usual!
It tastes like meat!
……Hmm? Taste like meat...?"
I stopped and thought for a moment
The temptation of the meat in front of me made me stop thinking.
Well, I can only think for 5 seconds because I have no brain.
And 10 minutes later.
I finished eating the whole Fang Wolf from head to tail, and I calmed down with a full stomach.
"It tasted like meat..."
Yes, the reason why the meat tasted better than usual was because it tasted like meat.
Ever since I became a skeleton, I haven't been able to taste food.
Of course, since I didn't have a tongue.
Is this a benefit of becoming a platinum skeleton?
As expected, the platinum card seems to be worth one level higher than the gold card.
"Well, I’m sure many platinum card holders are gourmets, so it’s a natural privilege!"
I agreed.
Well.... This is the thing.
I need some seasoning.
The refined skeleton of a platinum member does not suit the taste of the ingredients as they are or the savage flavors of the food.
So,
"Let's go! Shiro!"
"Kyui!"
Shiro cheerfully replies.
"To steal the seasoning from the adventurer!"
"Kyui?"
I jumped on Shiro, who tilted its head, and headed for the 5th level.
There aren't that many adventurers exploring the 5th level, but there are quite a few.
Above all, the 5th level is a vast forest area.
Most adventurers bring their camping preparations with them, so they often keep seasonings and other things on hand.
As I was thinking that, I arrived at the 5th level, so I immediately screamed as loud as I could.
"Dear adventurers! Please lend me some seasonings!"
(Bone language)
"Gyigyigyigyi! Gyigyigyigyigyi!"
At the same time, the monsters nearby began to faint.
I asked them to lend me some seasonings.
Now I'm not a thief.
Well, I don't know if adventurers can understand bone language.
"Okay! Shiro, find a human!"
"Kyui!"
Shiro suddenly changes direction and makes a mad dash.
"Shiro-san... there's no need to be in such a hurry... cough*..."
When I was clinging to Shiro and feeling groggy, Shiro stopped after about 3 minutes.
"Oee... I feel like I'm going to die..."
"Kyui!"
"...Oh ...you found an adventurer party..."
I managed to get off Shiro, feeling unsteady.
The party of adventurers that is lying on the ground seems to consist of five people: a man who looks like a warrior, a man who looks like a martial artist, a man who looks like a priest, a girl who looks like a mage, and a woman who looks like a thief.
For the time being, I search through each person's magic bag.
"Oh! They've got quite a bit!"
In addition to seasonings, the adventurers had a lot of ingredients and wine.
I was tempted to take it all away, but I'll just keep half of it, I'm not a thief.
I'm just borrowing it.
Even if I borrow it, I won't return it.
Hmm? What did you say? Is that a bad thing?
Then why don't Yankees pay back the money they borrowed? Isn't it the same as that?
Hmm? That's no good?
However, if you say, [Please lend me some soy sauce], no one will ever return it.
That's what I do.
[According to Japanese common sense, I don't have to return ingredients that I borrowed!]
Actually, I've never seen anyone say, [Please lend me some soy sauce].
As I was borrowing ingredients like that, I noticed that the mage girl's skirt had been lifted up to her thighs, exposing her soft skin.
"This is… this is… it’s no good, I have to put it back on.
After all, I’m a gentleman skeleton who is a platinum member."
I said to myself and fearfully picked the edge of the mage girl's skirt.
Then, with an exaggerated pretense of stumbling, I lifted up her skirt and looked inside.
"Pu… pure white panties!"
I involuntarily stumbled, really stumbled.
This… this is that….
This girl is not feeling well.
After all, she was lying on the side of the road.
As a gentleman, I have to take care of this.
I picked up the unconscious mage girl and brought her to the grasses.
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