Impetus
I regain my composure and check my status.
Race: Perfect Lesser Vampire lv.1
Occupation: Hero
Titles: Immortal, The Man Who Remembered Too Late, A Hero Despite Being a Bone, Man Without Luck, A Bone Who Has Mastered Yin-Yang, A Man Who Cut Too Much Skin Off His D*ck
Skills: Super Concealment, Immortality, Appraisal
Magic: 2nd rank light attribute magic. 2nd rank fire attribute magic. 2nd rank dark attribute magic. 2nd rank wind attribute magic.
Strength 55
Luck 50
HP 120
MP 120
I feel like the number of strange titles is increasing...
It's no use worrying about it.
"I knew it wasn't right! I'll never show anyone this embarrassing status of [A Man Who Cut Too Much Skin Off His D*ck]!"
I can't help but scream and cry.
"Master, please don't lose heart.
Master has super concealment skill!"
Shiro gently comforted me as I was heartbroken and taught me how to deal with it.
"Shiroooo...! You're such a smart and kind child who cares deeply for your master!"
Shiro treats me kindly, and I start to like her even more.
Then,
"Guoooooohhhーー! My c*ck hurtsss...!"
For some reason, I get an erection.
"Master! You really loved me!"
Shiro saw me in pain and hugged me.
"I... I like you, but don't come close to meーー! My c*ck hurtsssーー!"
"I see, the pain in Master's c*ck is a barometer of love!"
Apparently, Shiro observed me for a while and came to a strange conclusion.
"Absolutely not! Just get away from me!"
"Jeez, Master really!"
Punch*!
Shiro got carried away and approached me, so I hit her with an iron fist.
"Master... why..."
"How annoying! What will you do if my c*ck rips!"
Yes, for me, who is aiming to become a harem hero, a c*ck is a very important thing.
If the current situation continues for a long time, I will be afraid of getting an erection and may even get ED.
"Anyway, don't come within one meter of me for a while."
"Does that mean sleeping together is prohibited?"
"Sleep on the edge of the octuple bed!"
Tears began to overflow from Shiro's eyes.
"I love Master, who can say such brutish words without any hesitation!"
"I see……"
"That's right!"
After all, I must have raised her the wrong way.......
Shiro seems to have become more and more of a masochist.
With all that going on, we are now heading to the upper levels.
That's right, since I finally got some flesh, I want to go outside the dungeon!
Since I'm still at Lv.1, I think it would be better to level up, but my desire to get out of the dungeon wins out over that.
Maybe it's because I'm a vampire who has overcome sunlight.
Ordinary vampires are weak to sunlight.
However, I am a hero, a vampire with the title of [A Bone Who Has Mastered Yin-Yang].
It's natural for a vampire who has overcome sunlight to want to check if it's actually safe to be exposed to sunlight.
That's why I desperately want to go outside the dungeon.
Hmm? Is the exposed bone around the mouth okay, you say?
There's nothing wrong with that either.
A bandage made from Shiro's thread was wrapped around the mouth.
At first, I tried to use it as a mask, but then stopped because I had to take it off when eating.
On the other hand, with a bandage, if I shift the bandage a little, I can eat as is.
Besides, I can use the excuse that I have an injury around my mouth.
To begin with, masks themselves are rare in this world.
With that in mind, let's check our settings for exiting the dungeon.
First of all, it's my setting, but I'm going to pretend to be an adventurer who got caught in a teleportation trap and was sent to the lower layer of the Amru dungeon.
What's more, I was sent to the lower layer and was seriously injured, so I had forgotten most of my memories.
Well, rather than a setting, it's mostly a fact.
And as for Shiro, she is a B-class adventurer who happened to find me wandering around in the dungeon and took me under her wing.
Shiro seems to have become a B-class adventurer belonging to Amru Adventurer's Guild before I knew it, so I'll take advantage of that.
In fact, it feels like it's all a fact rather than a setting, but let's not worry about that.
And so we arrived at the 5th level.
As expected, when we reached the 5th level, there were many adventurers.
The 5th level of Amru Dungeon is currently the most popular place and is popular among adventurers.
The adventurers didn't care about us even if they passed me and Shiro. Apparently, we started to look like a normal adventurer.
Occasionally, there are people who stare at Shiro, but I think that's because Shiro is wearing a robe that seems to have been made by the Arachne.
Well, if a little girl who only looks like a 10-year-old wears expensive Arachne clothes, everyone will look at her twice.
At that point, since I was wearing cheap equipment stolen from adventurers, no one looked at me.
While walking like that, we encountered an adventurer party fighting Horn Rabbit.
"Oraaaーー!"
The Horn Rabbit dodges a slash from a man who appears to be a warrior.
Apparently, the adventurer party is not a very high level adventurer party.
They probably forced themselves to come to the 5th level in search of the Arachne's clothes.
Shiro and I pass by, looking at them with a sideways glance.
What? The Horn Rabbit, who was fighting the adventurer party, seemed to be scared of me and Shiro, and froze up, unable to move.
Well, when you're as strong as us, the monsters living on the 5th level are no longer your enemy.
Or rather, the monsters that live around the 25th level don't come near me either.
An adventurer who appeared to be a warrior cut off the Horn Rabbit's neck, which was frozen in fear.
At the same time, from the Horn Rabbit's neck. A bright red blood splattered out.
Ba-dump*! Ba-dump*! Ba-dump*! Ba-dump*! Ba-dump*!
[What?]
I heard an extremely loud heartbeat, and my brain was shaken by the strong smell of blood coming from the Horn Rabbit whose head had jumped out.
And I couldn't take my eyes off the Horn Rabbit.
That blood looks delicious...
"Master! Your eyes are red and bloodshot, you know?"
Shiro looks at me with a strange look on her face.
Damn it! Dangerous. Is this what you call a vampire's blood urge...?
I can't resist drinking blood.
However, if I drink the Horn Rabbit's blood here, the adventurer party will find out that I am a vampire.
"Master?"
Shiro is looking at me worriedly.
What should I do……?
Apparently, I can't control it right now.
"Kuh! It can't be helped. Shiro!"
"I got it!"
Shiro immediately realized everything and released a frightening killing intent.
At that moment, the adventurers and monsters near us blew bubbles and passed out on the spot.
As soon as I confirmed that, I picked up the Horn Rabbit whose head had been blown off and started munching on it.
"Uhyooooーー! Blood is deliciousーー!"
The first experience felt so good that it made my crotch buckle.
"Guoooooohh...! My c*ck hurtsssーー!"
And so my life as a vampire began with the urge for blood and a sore c*ck.
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Author Notes:
Today, I was forced to go to an Italian restaurant to eat.
I wanted to eat whatever I wanted, but.......
I ordered a carafe (3 glasses of red wine), but it wasn't enough, so I ordered 2 glasses of wine after that.
I probably am a shallow person who regrets that I should have ordered it by the bottle.......
In the end, the waiter asked me if I would like to try something a little more expensive and delicious for my last glass of wine. Being the timid person that I am, I couldn't refuse and asked for a more expensive glass of wine, but it was too sour. The punch line was that it was sour and not tasty.
Cheap wine tastes better!
He definitely thinks I'm a cheap person who doesn't know the taste of wine and is looking down on me!
I was completely fooled by the waiter!
Well, putting all that aside, don't you feel like having ramen or ochazuke to finish off the meal after eating Western food?
I have an irresistible urge to eat.
However, when I say I want to go out for ramen to finish off the meal, I am invariably rejected.
Saying, they've already eaten dinner...
[Drinkers need to finish off their drinks!]
I can't say something as bold as that.
Because I'm a timid person.
If anything, I'd rather eat ramen than Italian food...
I hate go to eat.
People who are misled by go to eat are tiresome.
I want to eat what I want to eat!
Why doesn't the restaurant I want to go to have go to eat?
I wrote about such a confusing one in a drunken mood.
Well, I guess it's okay because I got pretty drunk.
For the time being, the ramen shop option was rejected, so I decided to go home and have a cup of ramen.
I wonder what I'm writing...
Someone, please tell me!
It's a bit of a mess, but in the end, if you found it interesting, please add it to your favorites!
Ah! I remembered...
All the time,
[Bookmark this page to your favorites!]
I wrote at the end, but does the Midnight Novels really have a favorites?
I wonder if it's a bookmark mistake.
That's what I think these days.
However, I can't call it a bookmark now.
After I had written about 15 episodes, I realized that Midnight Novels didn't have a favorites,
Well, I thought it was okay, and went ahead with it as favorites.
I can't change it now.
No one has ever pointed it out to me.
What should I do…….
From now on, I should just say I want a star......
Well, anyway, that's how it is.
I ended up writing something pointless, but if you found it interesting, please send me ★★★★★!
I wonder what that favorites was......
the authors note is pretty funny
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