Thomas-kun
"It's me! It's me!"
The Vatican vampire hunter is desperately trying to get Mylene to remember him.
"Like I said, who?"
“Who, it’s me!”
"I don’t know who you are even though you haven’t even given your name!"
"Like I said, it’s me!"
Apparently, the Vatican Vampire Hunter wants Mylene to remember him.
"He's sulking..."
"Yes. I thought this was going to be a touching story, but it looks like it's just going to be a gag manga..."
Shiro also agrees with me.
"Like I said, it’s me!"
"I'll kill you!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Why are you killing me, your younger brother!"
"I'm an orphan, and I don't have a younger brother."
Mylene said clearly.
"It was a scam after all!"
"It's the end of the world if Master's guess comes true!"
Shiro's poisonous tongue explodes.
"Why don't you praise me a little?"
"I believe in Master’s potential, so I’m not surprised at all!"
"I'm not sure what we're talking about. It's the end of the world, but you believe in my potential?"
"I believe in you, Master, so please live freely for now!"
I don't really understand, but Shiro's specialty of dissing and complimenting works, so I decided to accept it as okay.
The story is progressing even as we speak.
Mylene pulled out two pistols from her waist and was about to kill the Vatican Vampire Hunter, who was holding his stomach.
"Mylene Nee-san! Are you really trying to kill me, your younger brother?"
"Like I said, I don't have a younger brother, so who are you?"
"Did you really forget about me?"
The Vatican Vampire Hunter suddenly takes off his clothes.
"That guy is really dangerous..."
"I don’t think it’s as good as Master."
"Hey, hey! He even took off his pants!"
"This one surpassed Master!"
"W... what are you doing!"
Mylene was surprised and confused by the sudden incident.
"I've become quite splendid! We used to always bathe in the river near the orphanage!"
"He's showing off his erect p*nis!"
"It's pretty big, if I may say so myself..."
"Look, this bruise on my butt!"
The vampire hunter with a big p*nis stuck out his butt, showing a heart-shaped birthmark.
"That's common. I'm sure Mylene will notice when he shows her that heart-shaped birthmark...
Or rather, he has shit on his butt..."
"It stinks. Does it smell because it's set to stink?"
"I think it's just a normal smell."
"In my opinion, the author wanted to write this scene, so I think he purposely made the vampire hunter look that way!''
Shiro seems to be able to read the author's mind.
"Don't tell me that Vampire Hunter looked that way because of this foreshadowing!"
"Is it wrong?"
"No, I guess that's right. The author is messing around with a lot of detailed foreshadowing, but he was lamenting that most of them don't get noticed at all..."
"Are you friends with the author?"
"No, I'm not, it’s just your imagination!"
Well, that's how the story goes.
"Maybe, you're Thomas?"
"That's right! Nee-san!"
"I mean, since when did you become my younger brother?"
"No way! Nee-san! All the people from the same orphanage are like sisters and brothers!"
"I don’t know about that."
Mylene completely denies Thomas-kun.
But,
"I think Thomas-kun is right!"
I am speaking as someone from an orphanage, just like Thomas-kun.
I also looked up to Bruce-nii, who was from the same orphanage, as if he were my real brother, and Bruce-nii also treated me like one.
Even the lolicon Kenji is my younger brother, although our skin color is completely different.
"Ancestor-sama…"
Mylene looked at me, wondering what I was saying.
"Who are you?"
Thomas-kun, who was following Mylene's line of sight, asked who I am.
"Die!!"
Thud*, thud*, thud*ーー!
Thomas, who made her angry, was killed by Mylene's two pistols.
"Master! Please don’t pretend that Thomas was killed!
Dhampir has a strong vitality, so he's not completely dead yet!"
Shiro quickly sprinkles the elixir on Thomas.
"Why, Nee-san..."
Thomas, who is on the verge of death, asks Mylene a question.
"I am a follower of Ancestor-sama who shared his blood with me, so I will not forgive anyone who disrespects Ancestor-sama!"
"Ancestor-sama?"
Thomas-kun looks at my face blankly.
After that, he rubbed his head on the ground and sat down on the ground.
I don't know why, but it seems like, in a bloodline, the Ancestor is the absolute one.
"I'm not your Ancestor, though?"
I denied Thomas-kun.
It is true that I am Mylene's Ancestor, but I am not Thomas-kun's Ancestor.
"However, you are connected to the Ancestor-sama!
Those who have inherited even a small amount of the Ancestor-sama's blood will understand immediately!"
"Is that so?"
"That's right!"
Thomas-kun shakes his head frantically.
"Well, I’m the Ancestor’s older brother!
And Mylene is my only kin in this world!"
Thomas-kun is looking at me with shining eyes.
Apparently, Thomas-kun also wants to become my kin.
[Do you want Thomas to become your kin?
YES or NO?]
I can hear the appraisal's voice in my head.
My answer is, of course, NO!
My family only needs beautiful girls that I like!
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