Prince of White Horse
We, the members of the Golden Skull Pirates, are fully prepared and rush into the ruins on the outskirts of London where Drake and his daughters are being held prisoner.
For the time being, Shiro's clairvoyance was used to investigate the situation inside, and there were only five people on guard, which wasn't that many.
Well, it's more than us, three people and one animal, but according to Mylene, a former vampire hunter and expert, it can be managed somehow.
"I think there are probably barriers set up around the ruins and around the entrances and windows to keep vampires away."
"What kind?"
"The basics are hanging garlic, sprinkling holy water, and of course creating a magic barrier!"
Apparently, the vampires of this world can also be handled by classic vampire avoidance.
"I love garlic, and since I’m a hero and can use the light attribute, holy water won’t work on me, and I can use 6th rank magic, so I think I can handle it somehow!
I mean, Mylene has now become a vampire, but are you okay?"
"Yes! I recently learned light attribute magic, so I think I can do something about it!"
"Even though you’re a vampire, you have light attribute magic?"
"Since I am a blood kin of Ancestor-sama who has the title of Hero, it seems that I can now use light attribute magic just like Ancestor-sama!"
"I see. Since you were originally a dhampir, you were fine with sunlight and holy water, but I thought maybe you would have evolved into a vampire and had a weakness, but it turns out you are perfectly fine!"
"Yes. Ancestor-sama's blood is more hybrid than that of a normal vampire, so I think I have overcome all of the vampire's weaknesses!"
"Then, it looks like the Vatican Vampire Hunters are hanging some garlic, so let’s take it home!"
"It’s going to be a yakiniku party with the human meat and garlic!"
Shiro reacts to my words.
How much do you like human flesh?
Or rather, do you want me to eat human flesh?
"Like I said, I don't eat human flesh! If I'm going to have yakiniku, it's beef or minotaur!"
"I see..."
Shiro looks very sad.
"Then let's attack!"
"Roger!" "Kyui!"
We race straight to the ruins where Drake and his daughters are being held prisoner.
To put it bluntly, it's a straightforward attack.
According to Shiro, there is only one person watching outside.
While running, I pulled out my beloved sword, White Spider ver. 2.0, and slashed the vampire hunter who was on the lookout.
"As expected of Ancestor-sama!"
Mylene praises me.
Thud*!
Due to the force, the door split in two.
"Master! You’re cutting too much! What are you going to do by cutting the door of the ruins as well!
After cutting down the guard, we would take a breather and were planning to rush in, but the enemy noticed and came out!"
"I... I guess it can't be helped! No matter how much I cut back, I'll end up cutting too much!"
"Master is first class only when you are able to adjust your strength!
It would be a problem if a sumo wrestler with a strong grip crushed the bones of a fan's hand every time a fan asked for a handshake!"
Shiro warned me with an analogy that I didn't understand.
"It’s easy to understand that!"
Even though I didn't say anything, she read my mind and started chided in.
Today too, there was an explosion of tsukkomi.
At this rate, Shiro will become a master of tsukkomi.
"Don't think about it, it's something that can't be helped, just proceed as planned!"
Right.
Our strategy is to lure the Vatican's vampire hunters out of the ruins and capture them with Shiro's thread.
We run on the ground and spread out over a wide area.
In order to catch up with us, the vampire hunters use their 3D maneuvering devices to fly through the air and chase us without thinking as usual.
But,
Stump*! Stump*! Stump*!
Like insects caught in a spider's web, the vampire hunters of the Vatican were ruthlessly captured by Shiro's thread.
"It was disappointing..."
"That's because Mylene-san, a former vampire hunter, could perfectly read their behavior patterns!
I just stretched the thread as instructed by Mylene-san!"
"That's great! Mylene!"
Instead of patting her head, I went behind Mylene and fondled her well-shaped C-cup breasts.
"What are you doing! Master!
There's still a vampire hunter watching over Drake and his daughters in the ruins!"
"Is that so?"
"That's right! Don't worry, please stop rubbing Mylene-san's breasts!"
"That's true! If I think about it, it's outdoors, so it would have been better to go inside the ruins and rub Mylene's breasts!"
As expected of Shiro. She's smart.
"Are you an idiot?"
While doing so, we invade the ruins where Drake and his daughters are being held captive.
As Mylene said, there is a lot of garlic hanging at the entrance.
It seems that the magic barrier was also destroyed by my slash.
"Shiro! Make sure to collect it!"
"Right now, I’m going to chop some garlic, make a dipping sauce, and marinate the human and frog meat!"
"You can marinate the frog meat, but please marinate beef or minotaur meat, not human meat!"
I make sure to warn Shiro.
"Then I’ll marinate some human flesh for myself!"
"Do whatever you want! But don't make the mistake of serving human flesh at the yakiniku party!"
"Roger!"
While we were exchanging words, we entered the ruins and found Drake and the Nem-Ram sisters hanging from a cross in the center of the great hall, with a silver stake driven into their chests.
"Master! They are still alive after all!"
Shiro reported.
"Drake should die..."
I'm too honest, so my true feelings can't help but come out of my mouth.
"What do you want to do?"
"Let's just pull out the Nem-Ram sisters' silver stake and heal them with elixir!"
"We won't help Drake?"
Shiro tentatively asks a question.
"You don't like Drake, right?"
"I hate Drake and the Nem-Ram sisters!"
"You are so picky."
"So are you, Master."
While talking about this, Shiro is still trying to get the Nem-Ram sisters down from the cross.
"Wait! You guys...!"
Suddenly, a man came out of a small door in the corner of the hall.
Or rather, the man was clutching his stomach, looking like it was really painful.
Apparently, the place where the man came out was the toilet.
"Shiro!"
"I don’t want to get close to people who smell like shit!"
Shiro refuses to eliminate the arrogant vampire hunter.
"Ancestor-sama, please leave this to me!"
In front of such a man, Mylene read the atmosphere and came forward.
"I leave it to you!"
I quickly throw it all at Mylene.
If I leave it to Mylene, a former vampire hunter, there will be no problem.
It's not that I don't want to get close to a man who smells like shit.
Well, for me, right now, my priority is to help the Nem-Ram sisters.
I'm standing in front of the dazed Nem-Ram sisters, making the best face I can think of.
"Not yet! Shiro!"
I warned Shiro.
"Again?"
"I haven’t made a good-looking face yet!"
"They don’t care about your face!"
“Are you an idiot? This is the scene where the prince on a white horse appears!
It would be strange if the prince on a white horse appeared dashingly and didn't look cool!"
"The prince of the white horse..."
Shiro is stunned.
Or rather, it seems that she quickly healed the Nem-Ram sisters with the elixir and went back to seasoning the meat.
"Don't you know? When the prince on a white horse kisses the princess, she wakes up!"
"I know! It’s Snow White!
Personally, I think it's just Pepe from the brute event club, taking home drunk female students at the university's welcome party!"
"What!"
As we were doing something like that,
"Mylene Nee-san?"
The Vatican vampire hunter who was facing Mylene suddenly said her name.
"Who?"
Mylene asked back with a straight face.
"It's me! It's me!"
"I don't know you, though?"
Mylene seriously doesn't seem to know who it is.
"It's me! It's me!"
"Like I said, who?"
"Master! It looks like a story is about to begin!"
Shiro was talking excitedly.
How much of a flower garden is your head?
A story... There's no way a drama like that would exist!
"No matter how you look at it, it's a phone scam, right?"
For the time being, I try playing dumb.
"That's wrong!"
Shiro, who has a flower garden head, denied my gag with all her might.
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