Internet Connection
As it turns out, I didn't feel tired at all and enjoyed the hour-and-a-half bath.
"Cedric! You're late! I thought you were just going to take a bath to wash yourself off and change into the new equipment Shiro made!"
Mary, who took an early bath, started complaining.
"I am the chosen emperor, so I don't cram like a common soldier!!"
"C... common soldier... I'm a samurai with a thousand skills!"
"Hmph! You're just a samurai, right? I'm a king!"
"I... I'm also a member of the royal family of the Kingdom of Britain!"
"Just a little while ago, you were just a pirate from a small island!"
"Even though I was a pirate from a small island, I am of the royal family of Onigashima, controlling the ogres and the oni people!"
Mary proudly flaunts her bountiful breasts, which she inherited from Anastasia, and shakes them.
"After all, the Kingdom of Britain and Onigashima are small island nations!"
I cursed while staring at the big breasted girl.
"Cedric is the shabby king of an island nation that rules over a small province in the Kingdom of Britain!"
"What are you talking about! I am now the Emperor of the Sussex Commonwealth, which also rules over the Frankish Kingdom and the Kingdom of Hispania!"
"After all, you're just an upstart!
I was born into royalty!"
"Maybe you're talking about my origins?
Indeed, in this world, I was an orphan with no family.
However, in my previous life, I was from the Russian Empire, which ruled over one-sixth of the world's landmass!
That means I was born as an emperor!
Kahahahahahaha!"
"For all that, Cedric is a commoner..."
Mary says something terrible.
Everyone's going to be poor if they don't have enough to eat and spend every day rummaging through trash cans in town!
"That can’t be helped!
In this world, he may have been an orphan to begin with, but even during his time as the Crown Prince of Russia, he seemed to have lived like a commoner...''
Did Shiro take advantage of it and join in?
"What's that? Isn't he the crown prince of a great empire that ruled over one-sixth of the world's land area?"
"Alexei and Anastasia's mother was a person who valued frugality, and Wikip*dia says that she lived a frugal life as a child, even though she was a member of the royal family!"
Shiro opened her three Divine Eyes and was talking while investigating on her magic smartphone.
"So I was poorーー!"
Knowing the shocking truth, I fell to my knees.
"Ever since you were a member of the Russian royal family, you have been frugal, and even lived in captivity when you were captured during the Russian Revolution, so you were able to live a normal life as an orphan in this life without any hardships!"
"You were such a pitiful person… I can’t believe you didn’t have the luxury of being a royal!
Moreover, a revolution broke out and you were killed at the age of 13, right?
Normally, it's normal for the royal family, who indulge in luxury, to be killed by the common people... but to be killed even though you weren't extravagant... how tragic...
Moreover... being sickly since childhood was not a good thing at all during your time as the Russian Crown Prince!"
Mary was crying, snot running down while looking at Shiro's magic smartphone.
Well, for Mary, the story on the magic smartphone is about her grandmother Anastasia's younger brother, so I guess she can't help but empathize with it.
"Does such a sad story actually exist?
Alexei's life was more tragic, but when you look at this, Grandmother stands out more than you, and it seems like Grandmother is even a star of a movie!"
"That part!?"
Indeed, according to Wikip*dia, Anastasia was also the main character in a Disney movie, although I've never seen it before.
"Uuuuu... Grandmother really has been famous and amazing since her past life...!"
Mary, a daughter who loves her grandmother, cries with joy and becomes completely absorbed in Shiro's magic smartphone.
ーーーー
"Damn! What is this guy called Rasputin!"
I don't understand why, but Mary is cursing while looking at the magic smartphone with Shiro.
By the way, three hours had passed since Mary started looking at the magic smartphone.
"Um... Mary-san... I'm almost at the limit of my mana..."
"What…? Do something about it!
Right now, it's the good part!"
Mary, a daughter who loved her grandmother, searched for Anastasia and was engrossed in collecting information about Anastasia.
"Connecting the internet from another world requires a lot of mana, you know?"
Shiro's three divine eyes must have been really tired, they are bloodshot and red.
Hmm? Isn't it originally bright red?
Well, to be honest, it's even brighter than usual.
"You should just drink the elixir you always drink!"
"My evil eye is a divine eye, so even elixir can't restore the divine eye."
"Is that so?"
"That's right! In the first place, there's no way you can connect to another world's internet with a normal evil eye!"
"Kuh! But here's the sequel... I was thinking of watching the Disney movie starring Grandmother on YouTube..."
"You are an idiot! I’m only interested in historical facts!
I would never watch a children's animated movie!"
"I've already researched and found out that it's fiction, but I really want to see a movie with Grandmother as the main character!''
"Then what if it was a movie starring King Arthur?
If you're talking about the story of King Arthur, you can totally enjoy it, even if it's fiction!"
"I don’t want to! I took a quick look, and in most cases, the main character has become a man!
Grandmother is a woman, not a man!
I don't want to see such a false movie!"
Mary doesn't seem to want to see a story in which King Arthur is a man, even if the main character is King Arthur.
"Then what about Fate? King Arthur is a woman!
Well, she doesn't call herself as King Arthur, but Artoria Pendragon, which is a spoiler!"
"That! I want to see it!"
She bit into it.
"I'm about to close my divine eye, so let's do it again next time!"
"No wayーー! That's cowardly while letting me have my hopes up at the end!"
"I'm not cowardly or anything, I've reached my limit!"
"Then show me a little bit!"
"Okay then."
Shiro swiped her magic smartphone and opened the anime Fate.
"Maybe it's Grandmother who's at the center of this... She's insanely cool!!"
I don't understand why, but Mary is extremely excited.
Or rather, she's so excited that her nose is bleeding.
"Yes! That's all. I'm getting sleepy too... let's continue... next time..."
Flop*!
Shiro seemed to have stopped talking, and fell to the ground like a puppet whose strings had been cut, and fell asleep on the spot.
"You're kidding! Are you going to sleep like this and make me look forward to it?"
Mary shakes the sleeping Shiro with all her might, but Shiro shows no signs of waking up.
In fact, it's amazing how Shiro was completely unharmed after being violently shaken by Mary's superhuman strength.
Any normal person would definitely have had their head torn off.
We were supposed to change our clothes and come back right away, but it was already night.
It started with my own long bath, but was it a good thing we didn't have to rush? Said Cedric, a little worried.
However, little did I know at the time that this slight delay would develop into a major incident that would shake my destiny.
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