Surfing the Internet
6am the next day.
"Shiro! Wake up!"
Mary is shaking Shiro roughly.
"Fua~. What the hell is it?"
Shiro wakes up feeling sleepy.
"Show me Fate quickly!"
"Huh? What are you talking about! If we don't head to the dungeon where the stampede is happening soon, Anastasia-san will scold you!"
Shiro quickly wakes up and scolds her, just like a mother.
"But I want to see Grandmother's bravery!"
"Let me just say, Fate is fiction, right?"
"I still want to see it! After all, Grandmother is the main character!"
"I don't think Saber was the main character in Fate... Well, I'm sure she's the heroine..."
"Saber? Isn't it a server.
After all, it was drawn right in the middle of the homepage, so Grandmother had to be the main character!"
Mary has only been using the Internet for one day, but she is familiar with Internet terms such as homepages and servers.
"Well, since it's a story centered around Saber, maybe that's the case."
"Show it to me! How many hours do you think I've been shaking Shiro!"
"Maybe, Mary-san… you were awake the whole time I was sleeping?"
"Of course! There's no way I'd be able to sleep with excitement if I could see Grandmother's cool and brave face like that!"
"It's just an anime, but..."
"Show it to me!"
Mary clings to the magic smartphone like a monkey who has just learned how to m*sturbate.
"No! We're already far behind Anastasia-san and the others!"
"It’s only for one day!"
"If we don’t make it today, it will be two whole days!
Magic smartphone only for 1 hour before going to bed at night!
Do you understand?"
Shiro has completely become a mother to Mary.
"You can’t watch all episodes of Fate in one hour!"
"Were you planning on watching all the episodes in one day? No matter how you look at it, six episodes is the limit."
"Then you can train in the Room of Spirit and Time so that you can open the Divine Eye for hours on end!"
"Mary-san... Your selfishness is starting to resemble Master..."
"Well, it can't be helped! Cedric is my great-uncle!"
Mary is completely defiant.
It seems that for Mary, I am completely in the position of an old man who is a relative.
"Shut up, we're leaving! Even if we stay here, it’s the same as relaxing at home!"
Shiro makes a decision even though she is disappointed in Mary.
"I'm sure. This really is home."
I agree with Shiro while leisurely eating breakfast on a fluffy sofa made from sheep slime.
After all, I can't come home easily during an adventure.
Because when I come home, I feel so lazy!
So, Cedric learned one thing.
ーーーー
Zzzz*.
And so Mary, who had been throwing a tantrum all this time, ended up sleeping soundly after eating breakfast and getting full.
"She's a child..."
"It's because her brain is stupid..."
"It’s going to be tough without one of us today, so please help too, Master!"
Shiro warns me.
"I know!"
So, we left our child Mary behind and returned to the North American continent.
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