Human Meat Jerky
Hit*!!
Witch Merlin didn't have time to pull out the Death Scythe, and Shiro hit her in the side with the meatball Morningstar, sending her flying somewhere far away.
"This has nothing to do with Ori Hime Morningstar, okay?"
"I agree……"
Shiro, who probably never expected that she could defeat the witch Merlin so easily, answered a little dazedly.
Actually, I couldn't see the witch Merlin's face very well because of the deep robes she wore, but when she saw Shiro, she seemed to twitch a little.
"I felt that way too..."
Shiro answered on her own in response to what I was thinking in my head.
"Well, you looked dangerous!
You were drooling and looking at the witch Merlin as if you were looking at the ingredients!"
"Do I really look that bad?"
"You're a really bad guy since you like frog meat and human flesh!"
"I don’t like eating frog meat or human meat that much!"
Shiro desperately denies it.
"But, you have a lot of dried human meat in stock, right?"
"Master, sometimes you just want to eat beef jerky with a beer, right? It’s the same thing!"
"There’s no way that dried human meat is the same as beef jerky!"
"It tastes the same, though?"
"Then eat the beef jerky!"
I chided in normally.
"It's true... but I got interested in dried human flesh because of Master..."
For Shiro, who loves history, has a strong inquisitive mind, and is a researcher, there seems to have been no option for her not to make a dried human flesh that appeared in historical stories.
"Why is dried meat the same no matter what it is made from?
If it tastes the same as beef jerky, isn't it just salty?"
"That's right. For Master, you're saying some pretty decent things!"
"I don’t think it's decent if you go out of your way to make and eat dried human meat, right?"
"If you think about it as a human, it might be true, but if you look at it as a monster, I think it’s perfectly normal."
As usual, people are people. A monster is a monster. That's the conclusion I came to.
"So, what are we going to do? The Crusaders got scared of us and ran away, right?"
"They are afraid of you rather than us!
Instead of that, hurry up and remove the old man's corpse from Ori Hime Morningstar and wash it thoroughly!
I would feel sorry if Ori Hime was traumatized!"
"Right!"
Using centrifugal force, Shiro removed the old man's corpse, which had been thoroughly drained of blood, from Ori Hime, and seasons the human flesh with salt and spices.
It's quite a cruel thing to do, but it's surprising that it doesn't seem that cruel to me, who is now a vampire and a monster.
It just looks like she is handling birds or cows.
"Weren’t you supposed to open a hole in the back and hang it out to dry around the ship?"
I'm curious and ask a question.
"Actually, when I tried it, I was surprised to find that it tasted better when prepared properly!
Thanks to Master's memory, I have Japanese sensibilities, so I'm quite picky about food!"
When she was making human meat jerky instead of beef jerky, Ori Hime woke up.
By this time, the old man's blood and flesh from Ori Hime's body had been thoroughly washed off, so there was no problem.
All she had to do now was put the seasoned human meat into a magic bag specifically designed for dried meat.
Apparently, the magic bag Shiro created for dried meat is said to have time flowing inside it, and the temperature and environment are perfect for making dried meat.
"Then it’s time to go and bring the Nem-Ram sisters back to life!"
"Do we really need the Nem-Ram sisters?
I think that just me and Mylene-san will be enough to satisfy Master."
"Idiot! Even though I'm a harem hero, it's not cool to have only two harem members!"
"Is that so?"
"These twin, blonde loli girls with drill twin tails are definitely a necessary element in my harem!"
"I understand! I will obey Master.
My job is to fulfill Master's impossible order!"
Shiro always grumbles, but if I insist, she will definitely follow my orders.
"So, where is the Nem-Ram sisters’ body?"
"It's in the ruins of London, ahead!"
"In the ruins?"
"Yes. It looks like they've fallen into a trap set by the Vatican's vampire hunter squad!"
"Is he finally coming out? Van Helsing!"
"Master, Van Helsing has a close relationship with London, so I think he is a vampire hunter from the Kingdom of Britain!"
"Is that so?"
Or rather, which side do these vampire hunters belong to?
"Master, you love vampire movies, don’t you!
I saw your memory, so there's no doubt about it!
Also, is Catholicism British? Because we are not on good terms with the Church!"
"Why do you know more accurate information than my memory?"
"Isn't it because I'm smarter? I'm better than you, Master!"
Well, Shiro is certainly excellent.
It's actually great and helpful.
Even I, as expected, have no choice but to admit that Shiro is excellent.
"Then let's start walking now!"
"Right! It's far from the Thames River!"
"Maybe vampire hunters are my natural enemies?"
"Well, since Master is a vampire, aren't they your natural enemy?"
"That's right……"
"Let's leave quickly! I don’t want the Nem-Ram sisters to take up too much time!"
"Should we stop?"
Honestly, I'm starting to get scared of the Vatican's vampire hunter squad, which defeated the extremely strong Drake family.
"Now?"
"Because even if they were able to trap and kill the extremely strong Drake family, they were the group that defeated them!"
"It’s okay! Mylene-san is here!
I think Mylene-san, a former vampire hunter, knows all about the other party's methods!"
"Mylene! You were a former vampire hunter!"
"Didn’t I tell Ancestor-sama?"
"I didn’t hear that!"
"When I lived in Europe, I was adopted by an orphanage in the Vatican and worked as a vampire hunter.
If we're dealing with vampire hunters, leave it to Mylene!"
Mylene shook her large C-cup breasts when she said to leave it to her.
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