Drake Family, Alive?
Members of the Golden Skull Pirates have come near the ruins of London in order to revive the Nem-Ram sisters, who are candidates for my harem.
"There's a guard there."
Shiro, who has clairvoyance, reports.
"Why is there a guard there? The Drake family were killed so they don't need a guard now!"
"Master. I'm sorry! I thought Drake and his daughters were dead, but it looks like they're still alive!"
"What did you say!"
"They're hanging on a cross in the ruins, with a silver stake driven into their hearts!"
"Normally, if you were a vampire, wouldn’t you die if a silver stake was driven into your heart?"
I asked Mylene, a former Vatican vampire hunter who seems to know a lot about vampires.
"The only ones you can kill with a silver stake are a marquis. If you become a duke, you can't kill it with sunlight or with a silver stake.
I've heard that the only way to kill someone is to submerge them in a pool of holy water made by a saint for three days and three nights.''
"By any chance, the saint’s holy water is the saint’s pee?"
"Wrong"
Mylene quickly denied it.
"So, now they're preparing holy water made by a saint in order to annihilate the Drake family?"
"Perhaps……"
Mylene answered.
"So, where is that saint?"
"The Saint does not exist now."
Mylene answered.
"Then, wouldn’t it be possible to kill the Drake family?"
"That's what it is. So I think they might be keeping a lookout."
I see, a saint...
The saint in the Lester Kingdom. A woman? There was one, right?
Will Drake die if he catches her pee?
I need the Nem-Ram sisters as harem members, but I don't need the father...
"Master... do you intend to bring the female from the Lester Kingdom to kill Drake?
Or rather, are you an idiot?
Although he doesn't admit it, Drake is a member of the Knights of the Round Table!"
"Even in the original King Arthur story, there was a traitor!"
"Yes, there are! But the only one who is trying to kill the father he plans to include as a member of his harem with a woman's pee is Master!"
"Because I hate Drake!"
"I hate the Drake family!
After all, they were the ones who killed Mylene-san once!"
"In that case, let’s go back to the Atlesia continent and bring that woman with us!"
"Master… did you hear?
In order to kill the vampire duke, you have to soak him in the saint's holy water for three days and three nights, right?
How do you get that woman to pee enough to soak Drake in it?"
"Well, let him drink lots of it..."
"Rejected! This time, Master seems like an idiot and I can't listen to it!"
"Are you saying you can't listen to what I say even though you're a servant? What happened to your usual line?"
I approach Shiro.
"The one, [My job is to answer Master's impossible orders!]?
It's not an impossible task to make a woman pee, so it's usually dismissed.
After all, peeing is a physiological phenomenon, and everyone does it without permission!"
When Shiro saw the sign telling her not to cross the bridge, she came back with an Ikkyu-like taunt, saying she walked proudly in the middle of the bridge instead of at the edge.
"This is why I don't like smart people! I don't understand, you're giving sudden wisdom!"
"Sudden wisdom?"
Shiro tilts her head.
"Don't you know Ikkyu-san?"
"I know, but in this day and age, sudden wisdom…
It is to come up with clever words?"
"Shut up! I like the word!"
This is why I hate intelligent girls...
"Since a while ago, you’ve been hating me… Is it really okay for Master to hate me?
I won't make Master food, cleaning, clothes, weapons, houses, ships, anything!"
"I'm sorry!"
I sat down with my forehead pressed against the ground, tears and snot dripping down my face, and apologized to Shiro.
So, we begin a plan to rescue Drake and his daughters.
Well, even if I don't kill Drake, it's a good idea as long as I don't just save him!
"Master, you really are a brute, aren’t you?"
"I don’t think it’s normal for a man to get along with his mistress’ parents, do you?"
"Well, if you say it like that, maybe Master is right!"
Well, while we're talking, we set up a trap around the ruins where Drake and his daughters are being held captive.
Basically, the Vatican Vampire Hunter's fighting style seems to be to use a three-dimensional maneuvering device to move around freely in the air at high speed.
In order to prevent this from happening, a lot of highly adhesive Shiro thread, which boasts the strength of mithril, is strung around the ruins.
"So, Mylene, what kind of abilities does the Vatican vampire hunter have?"
I checked the opponent's ability just in case.
[If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.]
Sun Tzu's words from the Spring and Autumn period.
As a knowledgeable person, I can even use difficult vocabulary properly.
"When it comes to vampires, most of them have the power of a count.
And since they are all dhampirs, sunlight and holy water will of course have no effect on them.
Also, their unique characteristic is that they have excellent skills in killing vampires."
"Will I be killed easily?"
"Ancestor-sama, it's okay.
Ancestor-sama is a substandard immortal who won't die from holy water or sunlight, even if you turn into bones, so silver stakes and silver bullets won't work either!
Or rather, since Ancestor-sama doesn't normally have any weaknesses, there's no way to kill Ancestor-sama other than the Death Scythe, right?"
Mylene thought while tilting her head.
Well, I haven't told Mylene, but in addition to the Death Scythe, the Kusanagi Sword held by Gabrielle Goto Tupesh, the Queen of the Jet Black Forest, can also kill me.
Well, in order to protect my dignity as Mylene's Ancestor, I have decided to keep it a secret.
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