Duchy of Sussex VS Duchy of Normandy 5
"Gyoeeeeーー!!"
Shiro's long-distance throws are not leisurely long-distance throws with long airborne distances.
For example, a laser beam.
Or O*tani-san's fastball.
It was flying straight towards the ship Guillaume was on.
After all, if the wind is this strong, will a long shot that stays in the air for a long time be blown away?
I don't have time to think about it.
It's a whoosh!
The G is so strong that it feels like the skin will roll up and the bones will be exposed.
Or rather, Guillaume's ship came into view.
I feel like I'm going to faint, but I keep my eyes open.
My eyes are dry and painful, but I can't close them.
Because it's too fast.
If I didn't stop myself, I would miss Guillaume's boat and fly further ahead.
It feels like there is a ship on the line that is being blown away.
However, there is no way to stop it.
What should I do?
While I was thinking about this, I passed the ship that Guillaume was on.
"Jesus!"
I've done it.
Maybe I should try again.
My eyes are so dry that they hurt a lot.
Unless I use high-quality eye drops that cost over 1,000 yen, I will never be able to stand the second pitch!
When I was thinking about it,
Pull*!
Suddenly, a shock runs through my ankle.
In fact, I can feel the flesh on my ankles peeling from the shock.
Apparently, Shiro stopped me.
I was pulled backward and thrown onto Guillaume's ship.
"It hurtsーー!"
It hurt more to have the flesh on my ankle peel than the shock of being knocked down.
In fact, if I look at it, the bones are exposed.
I'm used to seeing my own bones, but I can't help but feel like throwing up.
"Eh!? Where did you come flying from!"
"From the sky?"
"Enemy?"
"You can see the bones from his ankle!"
"A wounded soldier?"
"Or rather, isn’t the costume all white and too flashy?"
The Normandy soldiers were confused by me wearing a too flashy costume and falling from an impossible direction.
I put up with the pain in my legs and hugged Guillaume, who was stunned.
Let's quickly finish this ridiculous mission.
I don't want to be cut down by enemy soldiers.
"Youーー! What are you doing! What!?"
Whoosh*!
Guillaume and I didn't have time to catch our breath before Shiro pulled us back to the top of the castle wall, where Shiro was waiting a kilometer away.
"Thank you for your hard work, Master."
"You! Don't mess it up! What do you think you're doing with your master!"
"I believe in your ability, Master!"
"That’s not a praise!
I mean, my clothes are full of pee!"
Apparently, Guillaume had peed and fainted from fear.
"Wait a minute! I'll take a photo!"
Shiro takes pictures of Guillaume, who peed and wet his pants.
"Hey! I should change my clothes first!"
"It's okay! Those clothes are waterproof, so you can pee on them!"
Shiro is as harsh as ever, or does she believe in the performance of the clothes she made? If it's waterproof, there's no problem.
"More important than that is to blackmail the Duchy of Normandy!"
Shiro takes off Guillaume's pants and a large amount of water drips around the thing, creating a puddle.
"That’s a fabrication!"
"I'll do anything for Master!"
While speaking, Shiro thrusts a wooden stick into Guillaume's buttocks and makes a double piece with his hands.
No matter how you look at Guillaume, who has fainted, he looks like a peeing pervert with a double-sign face.
"You're doing it well..."
"If we don’t do this much, it won’t be a threat."
Riiiiing*!
As I was talking while applying elixir to my ankle, where the bone was exposed, a call rang on Shiro's magic smartphone.
"Ah! It's from Sera. The Normandy army is in confusion now that Guillaume has been kidnapped."
Shiro takes the call from Sera.
"Yes. Yes. I understand. The Normandy army has raised the white flag!
Um. I just checked it from here!
Anyway, Sera, you're too good!
You decided to kill up to 500 people!
If you kill 2,000 people, you'll have trouble later!
Sorry?
If you could just say sorry, we wouldn't need the police!
I'll punish you later!
Eh? You don't want your thigh meat to be eaten?
Don't worry, I'll use Elixir!
Rather than that, please prepare for a cease-fire meeting with the Normandy Army!
That's right. I think the other party is still confused, so let's meet in the audience room at Sussex Royal Palace in an hour!
The other party will calm down, and since they are probably still confused, I think we will be able to take advantage of the meeting!"
After Shiro finishes speaking, she puts away her smartphone.
"Well then, Master! Let's go get dressed for the cease-fire meeting!"
"The costumes are already flashy enough, but are you going to match it?
Or rather, a cease-fire meeting?
Wouldn't the war be over if we killed everyone?"
"Europe is not a kill-em-all culture like East Asia!
In East Asia, the rule is to kill the whole clan, but in Europe, the royal family members are often related to each other, so in many cases, the royal family is captured and there are a lot of cases where it ends with a ransom and the cession of land!
In fact, in Earth's history, the Duke of Normandy conquered England and he is related to the British royal family!"
Shiro showed off her specialty, historical knowledge.
"It's true that Chinese people like to kill everyone...
In fact, it has a history of 3000 years.
When the dynasty ended, the whole family was killed.
Apparently, it was also common to turn people from enemy countries into dried meat to feed soldiers.
Then they burn down the books and cultural assets of the previous dynasty and rewrite history to say it was a terrible dynasty...
It's the winner's right, but as a history lover like me, I think that's too much.
And then there's the punch line that the culture of the Tang Dynasty, the most prosperous period in China, is best preserved in Kyoto, Japan."
"Well, Europe is a Christian culture where if you get punched on the right cheek, you have to offer the left cheek!
This is different from the Confucian culture of East Asia, where whatever a superior does is always the right thing to do!"
"Certainly, in the Confucian cultural world, superiors are always considered absolute, so some people have arbitrarily misinterpreted this idea, and countries that are closer to China are considered older, and countries farther away are considered younger and inferior. Then there are some countries that have the wrong idea!"
"Well, put that aside and just wear this outfit!"
And with that, Shiro pulled out some outrageous clothes from inside her magic bag.
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