Postwar Talks
"Baka-dono?"
"Did you understand? I made this with Baka-dono in mind!
Master's soul is Japanese, so when you say the king of Japan, it's a lord!"
Shiro happily explains the costume.
"But white costumes are clothes worn by the dead in Japan!"
"It’s okay! It’s not completely white!
It has a lot of gold embroidery, which is another Master's image color!"
"The embroidery pattern is a skull, it’s too evil!"
"We are former pirates in this world, so we definitely need a skull mark!"
"But having a skull as your family crest is not good!"
"The family crest is not a skull! The family crest is a white whale, and the national flag is a skull!"
"Family crest? There's no family crest anywhere, right?"
I checked where family crests tend to go, but suddenly there was an empty space.
"Where the family crest is, there is a white whale embroidered on it!"
"With white embroidery, how can you tell where the white whale is?"
"White whale is white, so it cannot be embroidered with any thread other than white!"
"Then you should have changed the color of the fabric!"
"I can't do that! If everything isn't white, I won't have any desire to create!"
I don't really understand, but white embroidery on a white background seems to be Shiro's obsession.
Or rather, there doesn't seem to be any pattern on the place where the family crest should be, so is that okay?
The fact that you can't see the white whale family crest unless you get very close to it may actually be fashionable.
Or does she purposely hide the family crest from view?
Hidden family crest?
Like a hidden Christian?
Is it a setting where you can only tell your family crest to people you really trust?
"Please stop your weird delusions! I just embroidered my favorite pattern in my favorite color!
It was just a coincidence that the family crest was a white whale!
I didn't have a complete design in mind, so I just made it look like a white whale!"
"Is that so?"
"That's right! I'll be making a cool national flag with a skull on it, reminiscent of European aristocrats, so please look forward to it!"
"Yeah! Please create something easy to understand!"
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I am sitting proudly in the king's chair in the throne room of Sussex Castle, where the meeting will be held.
In front of me was a stout, bald man with a beard who was said to be an adjutant in the Normandy fleet.
Then there was a delegation of four people, two bald bodyguards and a man who looked like a clerk.
By the way, on our side, there are 100 members of the SusS*x Knights, Shiro, Mylene, Ori Hime, Sera, Heidi, and Peter.
The entire force of the Duchy of Sussex has been gathered together for a meeting.
Why?
It's decided because I don't want to be criticized.
Because the Duchy of Sussex was a fierce battleground between the Kingdom of Britain and the Crusades, so most of the men died in the war.
Only the women and children remained.
Therefore, the only soldiers in the Duchy of Sussex are the 100 SusS*x Knights that Shiro recruited and trained.
The delegation from the Normandy fleet wouldn't have thought that all the Sussex forces would be gathered in this audience room.
What's more, the SusS*x Knights are elites trained by Shiro in the Room of Spirit and Time.
I don't really understand why, but they seemed to be threatening the Normandy delegation with a large amount of murderous intent.
I sit in a chair and look down on the Normandy delegation.
This was also directed by Shiro.
"Rude! Lower your heads!"
Shiro stood up and spoke to the Normandy delegation.
"I am here as a messenger of the King of the Duchy of Normandy!
I came here as a messenger from the Duchy of Normandy, which is ruled by a ducal king like the Duchy of Sussex, so I can't bow down!"
The bald man, a messenger from the King of Normandy, refuses to bow to me.
"The Duchy of Sussex calls itself a duchy, but its actual title in the Kingdom of Britain is Grand Duke, and it is actually the Grand Duchy of Sussex!
Moreover, he is also the highest authority in the Church of Sussex, so his status and rank are different from the King of Normandy!"
Shiro explains my actual status to the Normandy delegation.
Yes, I am a Perfect Vampire Duke, but my title in the Kingdom of Britain is that of the Ancestor's older brother, so I was given the title of Grand Duke before I knew it.
"Do you think I will believe such a story!
A former pirate from who knows where is a grand duke?"
Apparently, the Duchy of Normandy is investigating me.
"Who knows where? If you look carefully, you'll find out!
Recently, the Kingdom of Britain also had a legitimate queen!
It's a heavenly grandchild's descent!
The heavenly grandchild of the Kingdom of Britain handed over the country to us!
Master is the older brother of the Ancestor of the Kingdom of Britain!"
Shiro, who loves history, explains this using the heavenly grandchild descent analogy in the Kojiki.
I don't know if old men from this era, especially from Europe, would understand Japanese history.
Actually, even among Japanese people, there are many people who don't know about it.
"Do you think I believe that!"
The bald man seemed to be trying to take control of the meeting.
"I don’t care if you believe it or not."
When Shiro said that, she used her deadly gravity magic to force the delegation from the Duchy of Normandy to bow down.
Then, in order to continue, she ordered Peter to throw Guillaume, who had a wooden stick stuck in his asshole and had passed out with a double-sign face, in front of the Normandy delegation.
"This person is a great person to your country!
If you want this person back, I demand 50 billion euros and the cession of the Cotentin Peninsula in the Duchy of Normandy!"
"Your Majesty!!"
The bald man is trying to walk towards Guillaume, shedding tears of blood and drooling, even though he is under the influence of Shiro's gravity magic.
However, as if to make fun of the bald man, Shiro scatters the embarrassing photos she had taken of Guillaume.
"Buy one of these for 100 million euros!"
"I'll pay! I'll pay! Give back His Majesty!"
The bald man rubs his face on the ground and begs Shiro.
"If you don’t cede the land and pay, we won’t do it!"
"I'll go back to the home country and consult with the king, so please wait!"
"You have until one week! After that, I will kill Prince Guillaume!"
Shiro smiles and says scary things that are unbecoming of a little girl.
"I understand! I'll go back to the home country right away, ask the king, and come back.
For now, can you please break this gravity magic?"
"I understand!"
Shiro happily released the Normandy delegation.
With this, the talks with the Duchy of Normandy ended.
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